Lup. No, Caesar; a player gave me the first light of it indeed.
Tuc. Ay, an honest sycophant-like slave, and a politician besides
Caes. Where is that player?
Tuc. He is without here.
Caes. Call him in.
Tuc. Call in the player there: master AEsop, call him.
Equites. [within.] Player! where is the player? bear
back: none but
the player enter.
[Enter
Aesop, followed by Crispinus and Demetrius.
Tuc. Yes, this gentleman and his Achates must.
Cris. Pray you, master usher:—we’ll stand close, here.
Tuc. ’Tis a gentleman of quality, this; though he be somewhat out of clothes, I tell ye.—Come, AEsop, hast a bay-leaf in thy mouth? Well said; be not out, stinkard. Thou shalt have a monopoly of playing conflrm’d to thee, and thy covey, under the emperor’s broad seal, for this service.
Caes. Is this he?
Lup. Ay, Caesar, this is he.
Caes.
Let him be whipped. Lictors,
go take him hence.
And, Lupus, for your fierce credulity,
One fit him with a pair of larger
ears:
’Tis Caesar’s doom,
and must not be revoked.
We hate to have our court and peace
disturb’d
With these quotidian clamours.
See it done.
Lup. Caesar! [Exeunt some of the Lictors, with Lupus and AEsop
Caes. Gag him, [that] we may have his silence.
Virg.
Caesar hath done like Caesar.
Fair and just
Is his award, against these brainless
creatures.
’Tis not the wholesome sharp
morality,
Or modest anger of a satiric spirit,
That hurts or wounds the body of
the state;
But the sinister application
Of the malicious, ignorant, and
base
Interpreter; who will distort, and
strain
The general scope and purpose of
an author
To his particular and private spleen.
Caes.
We know it, our dear Virgil, and
esteem it
A most dishonest practice in that
man,
Will seem too witty in another’s
work.
What would Cornelius Gallus, and
Tibullus?
[They
whisper Caesar.
Tuc. [to Mecaenas.] Nay, but as thou art a man, dost
hear! a man
of worship and honourable: hold, here, take thy
chain again.
Resume, mad Mecoenas. What! dost thou think I
meant to have kept
it, old boy? no: I did it but to fright thee,
I, to try how thou
would’st take it. What! will I turn shark
upon my friends, or my
friends’ friends? I scorn it with my three
souls. Come, I love
bully Horace as well as thou dost, I: ’tis
an honest hieroglyphic.
Give me thy wrist, Helicon. Dost thou think I’ll
second e’er a
rhinoceros of them all, against thee, ha? or thy noble
Hippocrene,
here? I’ll turn stager first, and be whipt
too: dost thou see,
bully?