Caes. What is this, Asinius Lupus? I understand it not.
Lup. Not understand it! A libel, Caesar; a dangerous, seditious libel; a libel in picture.
Caes. A libel!
Lup. Ay, I found it in this Horace his study, in Mecaenas his house, here; I challenge the penalty of the laws against them.
Tuc. Ay, and remember to beg their land betimes; before some of these hungry court-hounds scent it out.
Caes. Shew it to Horace: ask him if he know it.
Lup. Know it! his hand is at it, Caesar.
Caes. Then ’tis no libel.
Hor. It is the imperfect body of an emblem, Caesar,
I began for
Mecaenas.
Lup. An emblem! right: that’s Greek for a libel. Do but mark how confident he is.
Hor.
A just man cannot fear, thou foolish
tribune;
Not, though the malice of traducing
tongues,
The open vastness of a tyrant’s
ear,
The senseless rigour of the wrested
laws,
Or the red eyes of strain’d
authority,
Should, in a point, meet all to
take his life:
His innocence is armour ’gainst
all these.
Lup. Innocence! O impudence! let me see, let me see! Is not here an eagle! and is not that eagle meant by Caesar, ha? Does not Caesar give the eagle? answer me; what sayest thou?
Tuc. Hast thou any evasion, stinkard?
Lup. Now he’s turn’d dumb. I’ll tickle you, Satyr.
Hor. Pish: ha, ha!
Lup. Dost thou pish me? Give me my long sword.
Hor.
With reverence to great Caesar,
worthy Romans,
Observe but this ridiculous commenter;
The soul ’to my device was
in this distich:
Thus oft, the base and ravenous
multitude
Survive, to share the spoils of
fortitude.
Which in this body I have figured
here,
A vulture—
Lup. A vulture! Ay, now, ’tis a vulture. O abominable! monstrous! monstrous! has not your vulture a beak? has it not legs, and talons, and wings, and feathers?
Tuc. Touch him, old buskins.
Hor. And therefore must it be an eagle?
Mec. Respect him not, good Horace: say your device.
Hor. A vulture and a wolf
Lup. A wolf! good: that’s I; I am the wolf: my name’s Lupus; I am meant by the wolf. On, on; a vulture and a wolf
Hor. Preying upon the carcass of an ass—
Lup. An ass! good still: that’s I too; I am the ass. You mean me by the ass.
Mec. Prithee, leave braying then.
Hor. If you will needs take it, I cannot with modesty give it from you.
Mec.
But, by that beast, the old Egyptians
Were wont to figure, in their hieroglyphics,
Patience, frugality, and fortitude;
For none of which we can suspect
you, tribune.
Caes. Who was it, Lupus, that inform’d you first, This should be meant by us? Or was’t your comment?