to do so, they might just as well shuffle off the
mortal coil in the way that would give least trouble
to their surviving fellow-citizens. That, as
it was, they polluted the rivers, and even the reservoirs
of drinking-water, with their dead bodies, and put
the city to great expense and trouble to recover and
identify them. Then came the humanitarians, who
said that many persons, intent on suicide, but knowing
nothing of the best means of effecting their object,
tore themselves to pieces with cruel pistol shots or
knife wounds, or took corrosive poisons, which subjected
them to agonizing tortures for hours before death
came to their relief; and they argued that if a man
had determined to leave the world it was a matter of
humanity to help him out of it by the pleasantest means
possible. These views at length prevailed, and
now in all the public squares or parks they have erected
hand some houses, beautifully furnished, with baths
and bedrooms. If a man has decided to die, he
goes there. He is first photographed; then his
name, if he sees fit to give it, is recorded, with
his residence; and his directions are taken as to the
disposition of his body. There are tables at which
he can write his farewell letters to his friends.
A doctor explains to him the nature and effect of
the different poisons, and he selects the kind he
prefers. He is expected to bring with him the
clothes in which he intends to be cremated. He
swallows a little pill, lies down upon a bed, or,
if he prefers it, in his coffin; pleasant music is
played for him; he goes to sleep, and wakes up on
the other side of the great line. Every day hundreds
of people, men and women, perish in this way; and
they are borne off to the great furnaces for the dead,
and consumed. The authorities assert that it is
a marked improvement over the old-fashioned methods;
but to my mind it is a shocking combination of impiety
and mock-philanthropy. The truth is, that, in
this vast, over-crowded city, man is a drug,—a
superfluity,—and I think many men and women
end their lives out of an overwhelming sense of their
own insignificance;—in other words, from
a mere weariness of feeling that they are nothing,
they become nothing.
I must bring this letter to an end, but before retiring
I shall make a visit to the grand parlors of the hotel.
You suppose I will walk there. Not at all, my
dear brother. I shall sit down in a chair; there
is an electric magazine in the seat of it. I touch
a spring, and away it goes. I guide it with my
feet. I drive into one of the great elevators.
I descend to the drawing-room floor. I touch the
spring again, and in a few moments I am moving around
the grand salon, steering myself clear of hundreds
of similar chairs, occupied by fine-looking men or
the beautiful, keen-eyed, unsympathetic women I have
described. The race has grown in power and loveliness—I
fear it has lost in lovableness.
Good-by. With love to all, I remain your affectionate
brotherly