of such instances, she will bewail it. But when
such painful jealous doubts annoy the husband, the
man who is in the way will almost always feel himself
justified in extracting a slightly pleasurable sensation
from the transaction. He will say to himself probably,
unconsciously indeed, and with no formed words, that
the husband is an ass, an ass if he be in a twitter
either for that which he has kept or for that which
he has been unable to keep, that the lady has shewn
a good deal of appreciation, and that he himself is
is is quite a Captain Bold of Halifax! All the
while he will not have the slightest intention of
wronging the husband’s honour, and will have
received no greater favour from the intimacy accorded
to him than the privilege of running on one day to
Marshall and Snellgrove’s, the haberdashers,
and on another to Handcocks’, the jewellers.
If he be allowed to buy a present or two, or to pay
a few shillings here or there, he has achieved much.
Terrible things now and again do occur, even here in
England; but women, with us, are slow to burn their
household gods. It happens, however, occasionally,
as we are all aware, that the outward garments of
a domestic deity will be a little scorched; and when
this occurs, the man who is the interloper will generally
find a gentle consolation in his position, let its
interest be ever so flaccid and unreal, and its troubles
in running about, and the like, ever so considerable
and time-destructive.
It was so certainly with Colonel Osborne when he became
aware that his intimacy with Mrs Trevelyan had caused
her husband uneasiness. He was not especially
a vicious man, and had now, as we know, reached a time
of life when such vice as that in question might be
supposed to have lost its charm for him. A gentleman
over fifty, popular in London, with a seat in Parliament,
fond of good dinners, and possessed of everything
which the world has to give, could hardly have wished
to run away with his neighbour’s wife, or to
have destroyed the happiness of his old friend’s
daughter. Such wickedness had never come into
his head; but he had a certain pleasure in being the
confidential friend of a very pretty woman; and when
he heard that that pretty woman’s husband was
jealous, the pleasure was enhanced rather than otherwise.
On that Sunday, as he had left the house in Curzon
Street, he had told Stanbury that Trevelyan had just
gone off in a huff, which was true enough, and he
had walked from thence down Clarges Street, and across
Piccadilly to St. James’s Street, with a jauntier
step than usual, because he was aware that he himself
had been the occasion of that trouble. This was
very wrong; but there is reason to believe that many
such men as Colonel Osborne, who are bachelors at
fifty, are equally malicious.