the button-hole of his coat, or back him ruthlessly
into the corner of a room, and then lay on to him
without quarter. Since the affair with Mr Glascock
had been settled, he had talked an immensity about
England, not absolutely taking honour to himself because
of his intended connection with a lord, but making
so many references to the aristocratic side of the
British constitution as to leave no doubt on the minds
of his hearers as to the source of his arguments.
In old days, before all this was happening, Mr Spalding,
though a courteous man in his personal relations,
had constantly spoken of England with the bitter indignation
of the ordinary American politician. England
must be made to disgorge. England must be made
to do justice. England must be taught her place
in the world. England must give up her claims.
In hot moments he had gone further, and had declared
that England must be whipped. He had been specially
loud against that aristocracy of England which, according
to a figure of speech often used by him, was always
feeding on the vitals of the people. But now all
this was very much changed. He did not go the
length of expressing an opinion that the House of
Lords was a valuable institution; but he discussed
questions of primogeniture and hereditary legislation,
in reference to their fitness for countries which
were gradually emerging from feudal systems, with
an equanimity, an impartiality, and a perseverance
which soon convinced those who listened to him where
he had learned his present lessons, and why.
’The conservative nature of your institutions,
sir,’ he said to poor Sir Marmaduke at the Baths
of Lucca a very few days before the marriage, ’has
to be studied with great care before its effects can
be appreciated in reference to a people who, perhaps,
I may be allowed to say, have more in their composition
of constitutional reverence than of educated intelligence.’
Sir Marmaduke, having suffered before, had endeavoured
to bolt; but the American had caught him and pinned
him, and the Governor of the Mandarins was impotent
in his hands. ’The position of the great
peer of Parliament is doubtless very splendid, and
may be very useful,’ continued Mr Spalding,
who was intending to bring round his argument to the
evil doings of certain scandalously extravagant young
lords, and to offer a suggestion that in such cases
a committee of aged and respected peers should sit
and decide whether a second son, or some other heir
should not be called to the inheritance, both of the
title and the property. But Mrs Spalding had
seen the sufferings of Sir Marmaduke, and had rescued
him. ‘Mr Spalding,’ she had said,
’it is too late for politics, and Sir Marmaduke
has come out here for a holiday.’ Then she
took her husband by the arm, and led him away helpless.