is no political subject on which it is considered
more expedient to express pseudo-enthusiasm than on
that of the sins of England. It is understood
that we do not resent it. It is presumed that
we regard it as the Irishman regarded his wife’s
cuffs. In the States a large party, which consists
chiefly of those who have lately left English rule,
amid who are keen to prove to themselves how wise
they have been in doing so, is pleased by this strong
language against England; and, therefore, the strong
language is spoken. But the speakers, who are,
probably, men knowing something of the world, mean
it not at all; they have no more idea of war with England
than they have of war with all Europe; and their respect
for England and for English opinion is unbounded.
In their political tones of speech and modes of action
they strive to be as English as possible. Mr Spalding’s
aspirations were of this nature. He had uttered
speeches against England which would make the hair
stand on end on the head of an uninitiated English
reader. He had told his countrymen that Englishmen
hugged their chains, and would do so until American
hammers had knocked those chains from off their wounded
wrists and bleeding ankles. He had declared that,
if certain American claims were not satisfied, there
was nothing left for Americans to do but to cross
the ferry with such a sheriff’s officer as would
be able to make distraint on the great English household.
He had declared that the sheriff’s officer would
have very little trouble. He had spoken of Canada
as an outlying American territory, not yet quite sufficiently
redeemed from savage life to be received into the
Union as a State. There is a multiplicity of
subjects of this kind ready to the hand of the American
orator. Mr Spalding had been quite successful,
and was now Minister at Florence; but, perhaps, one
of the greatest pleasures coming to him from his prosperity
was the enjoyment of the society of well-bred Englishmen
in the capital to which he had been sent. When,
therefore, his wife and nieces pointed out to him
the fact that it was manifestly his duty to call upon
Mr Glascock after what had passed between them on that
night under the Campanile, he did not rebel for an
instant against the order given to him. His mind
never reverted for a moment to that opinion which
had gained for him such a round of applause, when expressed
on the platform of the Temperance Hall at Nubbly Creek,
State of Illinois, to the effect that the English
aristocrat, thorough-born and thorough-bred, who
inherited acres and title from his father, could never
be fitting company for a thoughtful Christian American
citizen. He at once had his hat brushed, and
took up his best gloves and umbrella, and went off
to Mr Glascock’s hotel. He was strictly
enjoined by the ladies to fix a day on which Mr Glascock
would come and dine at the American embassy.
‘"C. G.” has come back to see you,’ said Olivia to her elder sister. They had always called him ‘C. G.’ since the initials had been seen on the travelling bag.