at the respectful distance of about four miles.
It proves a cold, unsympathetic berg, yet extremely
entertaining in its own way, since it accommodates
us by neutralizing pretty much all the surplus caloric
in the atmosphere around for hours after it has disappeared
below the horizon of our vision. I am particularly
fortunate in finding among my fellow-passengers Mr.
Harry B. French, the traveller and author, from whom
I obtain much valuable information, particularly of
China. Mr. French has travelled some distance
through the Flowery Kingdom himself, and thoughtfully
forewarns me to anticipate a particularly lively and
interesting time in invading that country with a vehicle
so strange and incomprehensible to the Celestial mind
as a bicycle. This experienced gentleman informs
me, among other interesting things, that if five hundred
chattering Celestials batter down the door and swarm
unannounced at midnight into the apartment where I
am endeavoring to get the first wink of sleep obtained
for a whole week, instead of following the natural
inclinations of an AngloSaxon to energetically defend
his rights with a stuffed club, I shall display Solomon-like
wisdom by quietly submitting to the invasion, and
deferentially bowing to Chinese inquisitiveness.
If, on an occasion of this nature, one stationed
himself behind the door, and, as a sort of preliminary
warning to the others, greeted the first interloper
with the business end of a boot-jack, he would be
morally certain of a lively one-sided misunderstanding
that might end disastrously to himself; whereas, by
meekly submitting to a critical and exhaustive examination
by the assembled company, he might even become the
recipient of an apology for having had to batter down
the door in order to satisfy their curiosity.
One needs more discretion than valor in dealing with
the Chinese. At noon on the 19th we reach Liverpool,
where I find a letter awaiting me from A. J. Wilson
(Faed), inviting me to call on him at Powerscroft
House, London, and offering to tandem me through the
intricate mazes of the West End; likewise asking whether
it would be agreeable to have him, with others, accompany
me from London down to the South coast — a programme
to which, it is needless to say, I entertain no objections.
As the custom-house officer wrenches a board off
the broad, flat box containing my American bicycle,
several fellow-passengers, prompted by their curiosity
to obtain a peep at the machine which they have learned
is to carry me around the world, gather about; and
one sympathetic lady, as she catches a glimpse of
the bright nickeled forks, exclaims, “Oh, what
a shame that they should be allowed to wrench the
planks off. They might injure it;” but
a small tip thoroughly convinces the individual prying
off the board that, by removing one section and taking
a conscientious squint in the direction of the closed
end, his duty to the British government would be performed
as faithfully as though everything were laid bare;