ramifications leading toward what looks, like a particularly
rough and dingy quarter. Before going many steps
I am halted by a friendly-faced sugar merchant, with
“Sahib,” and sundry significant shakes
of the head, signifying, if he were me, he wouldn’t
go up there. And thus it is in the Teheran bazaar;
where a Ferenghi will get insulted once, he will find
a dozen ready to interpose with friendly officiousness
between him and anything likely to lead to unpleasant
consequences. On the whole, a European fares
better than a Persian in his national costume would
in an Occidental city, in spite of the difference
between our excellent police regulations and next
to no regulations at all; he fares better than a Chinaman
does in New York. The Teheran bazaar, though
nothing to compare to the world-famous bazaar at Stamboul,
is wonderfully extensive. I was under the impression
that I had been pretty much all through it at different
times; but a few days after my visit to the “slummy
" quarters, I follow a party of corpse-bearers down
a passage-way hitherto unexplored, to try and be present
at a Persian funeral, and they led the way past at
least a mile of shops I had never yet seen. I
followed the corpse-bearers through the dark passages
and narrow alley-ways of the poorer native quarter,
and in spite of the lowering brows of the followers,
penetrated even into the house where they washed the
corpses before burial; but here the officiating mollahs
scowled with such unmistakable displeasure, and refused
to proceed in my presence, so that I am forced to
beat a retreat. The poorer native quarter of
Teheran is a shapeless jumble of mud dwellings, and
ruins of the same; the streets are narrow passages
describing all manner of crooks and angles in and out
among them. As I emerge from the vaulted bazaar
the sun is almost setting, and the musicians in the
bala-khanas of the palace gates are ushering in the
close of another day with discordant blasts from ancient
Persian trumpets, and belaboring hemispherical kettle-
drums. These musicians are dressed in fantastic
scarlet uniforms, not unlike the costume of a fifteen
century jester, and every evening at sundown they
repair to these balakhanas, and for the space of an
hour dispense the most unearthly music imaginable.
tubes of brass about five feet long, which respond
to the efforts of a strong-winded person, with a diabolical
basso-profundo shriek that puts a Newfoundland fog-horn
entirely in the shade. When a dozen of these
instruments are in full blast, without any attempt
at harmony, it seems to shed a depressing shadow of
barbarism over the whole city. This sunset music
is, I think, a relic of very old times, and it jars
on the nerves like the despairing howl of ancient
Persia, protesting against the innovation from the
pomp and din and glamour of her old pagan glories,
to the present miserable era of mollah rule and feeble
dependence for national existence on the forbearance
or jealousy of other nations. Beneath the musicians’
gate, and I emerge into a small square which is half
taken up by a square tank of water; near the tank is
a large bronze cannon. It is a huge, unwieldy
piece, and a muzzle-loader, utterly useless to such
a people as the Persians, except for ornament, or perhaps
to help impress the masses with an idea of the Shah’s
unapproachable greatness.