service suddenly becomes filled with a wild, pathetic
yearning after the peaceful and honorable calling
of a katir-jee, an uncontrollable desire to become
a humble, contented tiller of the soil, or handy-man
about a tchaikhan, anything, in fact, of a strictly
peaceful character. Were I a hostile trooper
with a red jacket, and a general warlike appearance,
and the bicycle a machine gun, though our whooping,
charging cavalrymen were twenty instead of two, they
would only charge once, and that would be with their
horses’ crimson-dyed tails streaming in the breeze
toward me. The Shah’s soldiers are gentle,
unwarlike creatures at heart; there are probably no
soldiers in the whole world that would acquit themselves
less creditably in a pitched battle; they are, nevertheless,
not without certain soldierly qualities, well adapted
to their country; the cavalrymen are very good riders,
and although the infantry does not present a very
encouraging appearance on the parade-ground, they would
meander across five hundred miles of country on half
rations of blotting-paper ekmek without any vigorous
remonstrance, and wait uncomplainingly for their pay
until the middle of next year. About five o’clock
I arrive at Hadji Agha, a large village forty miles
from Tabreez; here, as soon as it is ascertained that
I intend remaining over night, I am actually beset
by rival khan-jees, who commence jabbering and gesticulating
about the merits of their respective establishments,
like hotel-runners in the United States; of course
they are several degrees less rude and boisterous,
and more considerate of one’s personal inclinations
than their prototypes in America, but they furnish
yet another proof that there is nothing new under
the sun. Hadji Agha is a village of seyuds, or
descendants of the Prophet, these and the mollahs
being the most bigoted class in Persia; when I drop
into the tchai-khan for a glass or two of tea, the
sanctimonious old joker with henna-tinted beard and
finger-nails, presiding over the samovar, rolls up
his eyes in holy horror at the thoughts of waiting
upon an unhallowed Ferenghi, and it requires considerable
pressure from the younger and less fanatical men to
overcome his disinclination; he probably breaks the
glass I drank from after my departure.
About dusk the Valiat and his courtiers arrive on
horseback from Tabreez; the Prince immediately seeks
my quarters at the khan, and, after examining the
bicycle, wants me to take it out and ride; it is getting
rather dark, however, so I put him off till morning;
he remains and smokes cigarettes with me for half
an hour, and then retires to the residence of the local
Khan for the night. The Prince seems an amiable,
easy-going sort of a person; while in my company his
countenance is wreathed in a pleasant smile continually,
and I fancy he habitually wears that same expression.
His youthful courtiers seem frivolous young bloods,
putting in most of the half-hour in showing me their
accomplishments in the way of making floating rings