the streets on gloomy evenings, were this same custom
prevalent among ourselves; few of us but what could
call to memory people whose farnoozes would be little
smaller than brewery mash-tubs, and which would have
to be carried between six-foot link-boys on a pole.
Ameer-i-Nazan, the Valiat or heir apparent to the
throne, and at present nominal governor of Tabreez,
has seen a tricycle in Teheran, one having been imported
some time ago by an English gentleman in the Shah’s
service; but the fame of the bicycle excites his curiosity
and he sends an officer around to the consulate to
examine and report upon the difference between bicycle
and tricycle, and also to discover and explain the
modus operandi of maintaining one’s balance on
two wheels. The officer returns with the report
that my machine won’t even stand up, without
somebody holding it, and that nobody but a Ferenghi
who is in league with Sheitan, could possibly hope
to ride it. Perhaps it is this alarming report,
and the fear of exciting the prejudices of the mollahs
and fanatics about him, by having anything to do with
a person reported on trustworthy authority to be in
league with His Satanic Majesty, that prevents the
Prince from requesting me to ride before him in Tabreez;
but I have the pleasure of meeting him at Hadji Agha
on the evening of the first day out. Mr. Whippie
kindly makes out an itinerary of the villages and
chapar-khanas I shall pass on the journey to Teheran;
the superintendent of the Tabreez station of the Indo-European
Telegraph Company voluntarily telegraphs to the agents
at Miana and Zendjan when to expect rne, and also
to Teheran; Mrs. Abbott fills my coat pockets with
roast chicken, and thus equipped and prepared, at nine
o’clock on Monday morning I am ready for the
home-stretch of the season, before going into winter
quarters.
The Turkish consul-general, a corpulent gentleman
whose avoirdupois I mentally jot down at four hundred
pounds, comes around with several others to see me
take a farewell spin on the bricked pavements of the
consulate garden. Like all persons of four hundred
pounds weight, the Effendi is a good-natured, jocose
individual, and causes no end of merriment by pretending
to be anxious to take a spin on the bicycle himself,
whereas it requires no inconsiderable exertion on his
part to waddle from his own residence hard by into
the consulate. Three soldiers are detailed from
the consulate staff to escort me through the city;
en route through the streets the pressure of the rabble
forces one unlucky individual into one of the dangerous
narrow holes that abound in the streets, up to his
neck; the crowd yell with delight at seeing him tumble
in, and nobody stops to render him any assistance or
to ascertain whether he is seriously hurt. Soon
a poor old ryot on a donkey, happens amid the confusion
to cross immediately in front of the bicycle; whack!
whack! whack! come the ready staves of the zealous
and vigilant soldiers across the shoulders of the