of which are displayed bewildering colors and figures;
and following the custom of the country, shapes himself
for undressing me and assisting me into bed.
This, however, I prefer to do without assistance,
owing to a large stock of native modesty. I never
fell among people more devoted in their attentions;
their only thought during my stay is to make me comfortable;
but they are very ceremonious and great sticklers
for etiquette. I had intended making my usual
early start, but mine host receives with open disapproval
— I fancy even with a showing of displeasure
— my proposition to depart without first partaking
of refreshments, and it is nearly eight o’clock
before I finally get started. Immediately after
rising comes the inevitable coffee and early morning
visitors; later an attendant arrives with breakfast
for myself on a small wooden tray. Mr. Vartarian
occupies precisely the same position, and is engaged
in precisely the same occupation as yesterday evening,
as is also his brother. No sooner does the hapless
attendant make his appearance with the eatables than
these two persons spring simultaneously to their feet,
apparently in a towering rage, and chase him back out
of the room, meanwhile pursuing him with a torrent
of angry words; they then return to their respective
positions and respective occupations. Ten minutes
later the attendant reappears, but this time bringing
a larger tray with an ample spread for three persons;
this, it afterward appears, is not because mine host
and his brother intends partaking of any, but because
it is Armenian etiquette to do so, and Armenian etiquette
therefore becomes responsible for the spectacle of
a solitary feeder seated at breakfast with dishes
and everything prepared for three, while of the other
two, one is smoking a nargileh, the other cigarettes,
and both of them regarding my evident relish of scrambled
eggs and cold fowl with intense satisfaction.
Having by this time determined to merely drift with
the current of mine host’s intentions concerning
the time of my departure, I resume my position on
the divan after breakfasting, simply hinting that I
would like to depart as soon as possible. To
this Mr. Vartarian complacently nods assent, and his
brother, with equal complacency rolls me a cigarette,
after which a good half-hour is consumed in preparing
for me a letter of introduction to their friend Mudura
Ghana in the village of Kachahurda, which I expect
to reach somewhere near noon; mine host dictates while
his brother writes. Visitors continue coming
in, and I am beginning to get a trifle impatient about
starting; am beginning in fact to wish all their nonsensical
ceremoniousness at the bottom of tho deep blue sea
or some equally unfathomable quarter, when, at a signal
from Mr. Vartarian himself, his brother and tho whole
roomful of visitors rise simultaneously to their feet,
and equally simultaneously put their hands on their
respective stomachs, and, turning toward me, salaam;