I wander among them and pry into their domestic affairs
like a health-officer in a New York tenement.
I know I have no right to do this without saying,
“By your leave,” but item-hunters the world
over do likewise, so I feel little squeamishness about
it. Moreover, when I come back I find the Indians
are playing " tit-for-tat” against me.
Not only are they curiously examining the bicycle
as a whole, but they have opened the toolbag and are
examining the tools, handing them around among themselves.
I don’t think these Piutes are smart or bold
enough to steal nowadays; their intercourse with the
whites along the railroad has, in a measure, relieved
them of those aboriginal traits of character that would
incite them to steal a brass button off their pale-faced
brother’s coat, or screw a nut off his bicycle;
but they have learned to beg; the noble Piute of to-day
is an incorrigible mendicant. Gathering up my
tools from among them, the monkey-wrench seems to
have found favor in the eyes of a wrinkled-faced brave,
who, it seems, is a chief. He hands the wrench
over with a smile that is meant to be captivating,
and points at it as I am putting it back into the
bag, and grunts, " Ugh. Piute likum. Piute
likum!” As I hold it up, and ask him if this
is what he means, he again points and repeats, " Piute
likum;” and this time two others standing by
point at him and also smile and say, " Him big chief;
big Piute chief, him;” thinking, no doubt, this
latter would be a clincher, and that I would at once
recognize in " big Piute chief, him " a vastly superior
being and hand him over the wrench. In this,
however, they are mistaken, for the wrench I cannot
spare; neither can I see any lingering trace of royalty
about him, no kingliness of mien, or extra cleanliness;
nor is there anything winning about his smile —
nor any of their smiles for that matter. The
Piute smile seems to me to be simply a cold, passionless
expansion of the vast horizontal slit that reaches
almost from one ear to the other, and separates the
upper and lower sections of their expressionless faces.
Even the smiles of the squaws are of the same unlovely
pattern, though they seem to be perfectly oblivious
of any ugliness whatever, and whenever a pale-faced
visitor appears near their teepe they straightway
present him with one of those repulsive, unwinning
smiles. Sunday, May 4th, finds me anchored for
the day at the village of Lovelocks, on the Humboldt
River, where I spend quite a remarkable day.
Never before did such a strangely assorted crowd gather
to see the first bicycle ride they ever saw, as the
crowd that gathers behind the station at Lovelocks
to-day to see me. There are perhaps one hundred
and fifty people, of whom a hundred are Piute and
Shoshone Indians, and the remainder a mingled company
of whites and Chinese railroaders; and among them
all it is difficult to say who are the most taken with
the novelty of the exhibition — the red, the
yellow, or the white. Later in the evening I