to account for this omission; and, from what I can
gather of their conversation, some are advocating sending
me back to Adrianople, a suggestion that I straightway
announce my disapproval of by again and again calling
their attention to the vise of the Turkish consul-general
in London, and giving them to understand, with much
emphasis, that this vise answers, for every part of
Turkey, including the vilayet of Adrianople.
The question then arises as to whether that has anything
to do with my carrying a revolver; to which I candidly
reply that it has not, at the same time pointing out
that I have just come through Servia and Bulgaria
(countries in which the Turks consider it quite necessary
to go armed, though in fact there is quite as much,
if not more, necessity for arms in Turkey), and that
I have come through both Mustapha Pasha and Adrianople
without being molested on account of the revolver;
all of which only seems to mystify them the more, and
make them more puzzled than ever about what to do.
Finally a brilliant idea occurs to one of them, being
nothing less than to shift the weight ot the dreadful
responsibility upon the authoritative shoulders of
a visiting pasha, an important personage who arrived
in Eski Baba by carriage about two hours ago, and
whose arrival I remember caused quite a flurry of
excitement among the natives. The pasha is found
surrounded by a number of bearded Turks, seated cross-legged
on a carpet in the open air, smoking nargilehs and
cigarettes, and sipping coffee. This pasha is
fatter and more unwieldy, if possible, than the one
for whose edification I rode the bicycle this afternoon;
noticing which, all hopes of being created a pasha
upon my arrival at Constantinople naturally vanish,
for evidently one of the chief qualifications for
a pashalic is obesity, a distinction to which continuous
’cycling, in hot weather is hardly conducive.
The pasha seems a good-natured person, after the
manner of fat people generally, and straightway bids
me be seated on the carpet, and orders coffee and
cigarettes to be placed at my disposal while he examines
my case. In imitation of those around me I make
an effort to sit cross-legged on the mat; but the
position is so uncomfortable that I am quickly compelled
to change it, and I fancy detecting a merry twinkle
in the eye of more than one silent observer at my
inability to adapt my posture to the custom of the
country. I scarcely think the pasha knows anything
more about what sort of a looking document an English
passport ought to be, than does the mulazim and the
leading citizens of Eski Baba; but he goes through
the farce of critically examining the vise of the Turkish
consul-general in London, while another Turk holds
his lighted cigarette close to it, and blows from
it a feeble glimmer of light. Plainly the pasha
cannot make anything more out of it than the others,
for many a Turkish pasha is unable to sign his own
name intelligibly, using a seal instead; but, probably