live in. In dry weather it is disagreeable enough,
but to-day, it is a disorderly aggregation of miserable-looking
villagers, pigs, ducks, geese, chickens, and dogs,
paddling around the muddy streets. The Oriental
peasant’s costume is picturesque or otherwise,
according to the fancy of the observer. The
red fez or turban, the upper garment, and the ample
red sash wound round and round the waist until it
is eighteen inches broad, look picturesque enough
for anybody; but when it comes to having the seat
of the pantaloons dangling about the calves of the
legs, a person imbued with Western ideas naturally
thinks that if the line between picturesqueness and
a two-bushel gunny-sack is to be drawn anywhere it
should most assuredly be drawn here. As I notice
how prevalent this ungainly style of nether garment
is in the Orient, I find myself getting quite uneasy
lest, perchance, anything serious should happen to
mine, and I should be compelled to ride the bicycle
in a pair of natives, which would, however, be an
altogether impossible feat unless it were feasible
to gather the surplus area up in a bunch and wear it
like a bustle. I cannot think, however, that
Fate, cruel as she sometimes is, has anything so outrageous
as this in store for me or any other ’cycler.
Although Turkish ladies have almost entirely disappeared
from Servia since its severance from Turkey, they
have left, in a certain degree, an impress upon the
women of the country villages; although the Bela Palanka
maidens, as I notice on the streets in their Sunday
clothes to-day, do not wear the regulation yashmak,
but a head-gear that partially obscures the face,
their whole demeanor giving one the impression that
their one object in life is to appear the pink of
propriety in the eyes of the whole world; they walk
along the streets at a most circumspect gait, looking
neither to the right nor left, neither stopping to
converse with each other by the way, nor paying any
sort of attention to the men. The two proprietors
of the mehana where I am stopping are subjects for
a student of human nature. With their wretched
little pigsty of a mehana in this poverty-stricken
village, they are gradually accumulating a fortune.
Whenever a luckless traveller falls into their clutches
they make the incident count for something.
They stand expectantly about in their box-like public
room; their whole stock consists of a little diluted
wine and mastic, and if a bit of black bread and smear-lease
is ordered, one is putting it down in the book, while
the other is ferreting it out of a little cabinet
where they keep a starvation quantity of edibles; when
the one acting as waiter has placed the inexpensive
morsel before you, he goes over to the book to make
sure that number two has put down enough; and, although
the maximum value of the provisions is perhaps not
over twopence, this precious pair will actually put
their heads together in consultation over the amount
to be chalked down. Ere the shades of Sunday
evening have settled down, I have arrived at the conclusion
that if these two are average specimens of the Oriental
Jew they are financially a totally depraved people.