It was very hard to put Mr. Gotobed down;—or it might be more correctly said, as there was no effort to put him down,—that it was not often that he failed in coming to the surface. He took Lady Penwether out to dinner and was soon explaining to her that this little experiment of his in regard to Goarly was being tried simply with the view of examining the institutions of the country. “We don’t mind it from you,” said Lady Penwether, “because you are in a certain degree a foreigner.” The Senator declared himself flattered by being regarded as a foreigner only “in a certain degree.” “You see you speak our language, Mr. Gotobed, and we can’t help thinking you are half-English.”
“We are two-thirds English, my lady,” said Mr. Gotobed; “but then we think the other third is an improvement.”
“Very likely.”
“We have nothing so nice as this;” as he spoke he waved his right hand to the different corners of the room. “Such a dinner-table as I am sitting down to now couldn’t be fixed in all the United States though a man might spend three times as many dollars on it as his lordship does.”
“That is very often done, I should think.”
“But then as we have nothing so well done as a house like this, so also have we nothing so ill done as the houses of your poor people.”
“Wages are higher with you, Mr. Gotobed”
“And public spirit, and the philanthropy of the age, and the enlightenment of the people, and the institutions of the country all round. They are all higher.”
“Canvas-back ducks,” said the Major, who was sitting two or three off on the other side.
“Yes, sir, we have canvas-back ducks.”
“Make up for a great many faults,” said the Major.
“Of course, sir, when a man’s stomach rises above his intelligence he’ll have to argue accordingly,” said the Senator.