and vaporously, like blown egg-froth, over the mystic
land of the old gods,—the terrible land
filled with dark secrets as yet unexplored,—the
land “shadowing with wings,” as the Bible
hath it,—the land in which are buried tremendous
histories as yet unguessed,—profound enigmas
of the supernatural,—labyrinths of wonder,
terror and mystery,—all of which remain
unrevealed to the giddy-pated, dancing, dining, gabbling
throng of the fashionable travelling lunatics of the
day,—the people who “never think
because it is too much trouble,” people whose
one idea is to journey from hotel to hotel and compare
notes with their acquaintances afterwards as to which
house provided them with the best-cooked food.
For it is a noticeable fact that with most visitors
to the “show” places of Europe and the
East, food, bedding and selfish personal comfort are
the first considerations,—the scenery and
the associations come last. Formerly the position
was reversed. In the days when there were no
railways, and the immortal Byron wrote his Childe Harold,
it was customary to rate personal inconvenience lightly;
the beautiful or historic scene was the attraction
for the traveller, and not the arrangements made for
his special form of digestive apparatus. Byron
could sleep on the deck of a sailing vessel wrapped
in his cloak and feel none the worse for it; his well-braced
mind and aspiring spirit soared above all bodily discomforts;
his thoughts were engrossed with the mighty teachings
of time; he was able to lose himself in glorious reveries
on the lessons of the past and the possibilities of
the future; the attitude of the inspired Thinker as
well as Poet was his, and a crust of bread and cheese
served him as sufficiently on his journeyings among
the then unspoilt valleys and mountains of Switzerland
as the warm, greasy, indigestible fare of the elaborate
table-d’hotes at Lucerne and Interlaken serve
us now. But we, in our “superior”
condition, pooh-pooh the Byronic spirit of indifference
to events and scorn of trifles,—we say
it is “melodramatic,” completely forgetting
that our attitude towards ourselves and things in general
is one of most pitiable bathos. We cannot write
Childe Harold, but we can grumble at both bed and
board in every hotel under the sun; we can discover
teasing midges in the air and questionable insects
in the rooms; and we can discuss each bill presented
to us with an industrious persistence which nearly
drives landlords frantic and ourselves as well.
In these kind of important matters we are indeed “superior”
to Byron and other ranting dreamers of his type, but
we produce no Childe Harolds, and we have come to the
strange pass of pretending that Don Juan is improper,
while we pore over Zola with avidity! To such
a pitch has our culture brought us! And, like
the Pharisee in the Testament, we thank God we are
not as others are. We are glad we are not as
the Arab, as the African, as the Hindoo; we are proud
of our elephant-legs and our dividing coat-line; these