It is very pleasant to see some men turn round; pleasant as a sudden rush of warm air in winter, or the flash of firelight in the chill dusk.  Mr. Irwine was one of those men.  He bore the same sort of resemblance to his mother that our loving memory of a friend’s face often bears to the face itself:  the lines were all more generous, the smile brighter, the expression heartier.  If the outline had been less finely cut, his face might have been called jolly; but that was not the right word for its mixture of bonhomie and distinction.

“Thank Your Reverence,” answered Mr. Rann, endeavouring to look unconcerned about his legs, but shaking them alternately to keep off the puppies; “I’ll stand, if you please, as more becoming.  I hope I see you an’ Mrs. Irwine well, an’ Miss Irwine—­an’ Miss Anne, I hope’s as well as usual.”

“Yes, Joshua, thank you.  You see how blooming my mother looks.  She beats us younger people hollow.  But what’s the matter?”

“Why, sir, I had to come to Brox’on to deliver some work, and I thought it but right to call and let you know the goins-on as there’s been i’ the village, such as I hanna seen i’ my time, and I’ve lived in it man and boy sixty year come St. Thomas, and collected th’ Easter dues for Mr. Blick before Your Reverence come into the parish, and been at the ringin’ o’ every bell, and the diggin’ o’ every grave, and sung i’ the choir long afore Bartle Massey come from nobody knows where, wi’ his counter-singin’ and fine anthems, as puts everybody out but himself—­one takin’ it up after another like sheep a-bleatin’ i’ th’ fold.  I know what belongs to bein’ a parish clerk, and I know as I should be wantin’ i’ respect to Your Reverence, an’ church, an’ king, if I was t’ allow such goins-on wi’out speakin’.  I was took by surprise, an’ knowed nothin’ on it beforehand, an’ I was so flustered, I was clean as if I’d lost my tools.  I hanna slep’ more nor four hour this night as is past an’ gone; an’ then it was nothin’ but nightmare, as tired me worse nor wakin’.”

“Why, what in the world is the matter, Joshua?  Have the thieves been at the church lead again?”

“Thieves!  No, sir—­an’ yet, as I may say, it is thieves, an’ a-thievin’ the church, too.  It’s the Methodisses as is like to get th’ upper hand i’ th’ parish, if Your Reverence an’ His Honour, Squire Donnithorne, doesna think well to say the word an’ forbid it.  Not as I’m a-dictatin’ to you, sir; I’m not forgettin’ myself so far as to be wise above my betters.  Howiver, whether I’m wise or no, that’s neither here nor there, but what I’ve got to say I say—­as the young Methodis woman as is at Mester Poyser’s was a-preachin’ an’ a-prayin’ on the Green last night, as sure as I’m a-stannin’ afore Your Reverence now.”

“Preaching on the Green!” said Mr. Irwine, looking surprised but quite serene.  “What, that pale pretty young woman I’ve seen at Poyser’s?  I saw she was a Methodist, or Quaker, or something of that sort, by her dress, but I didn’t know she was a preacher.”