pretty soon washed out again. You think knowledge
is to be got cheap—you’ll come and
pay Bartle Massey sixpence a-week, and he’ll
make you clever at figures without your taking any
trouble. But knowledge isn’t to be got
with paying sixpence, let me tell you. If you’re
to know figures, you must turn ’em over in your
heads and keep your thoughts fixed on ’em.
There’s nothing you can’t turn into a sum,
for there’s nothing but what’s got number
in it—even a fool. You may say to
yourselves, ’I’m one fool, and Jack’s
another; if my fool’s head weighed four pound,
and Jack’s three pound three ounces and three
quarters, how many pennyweights heavier would my head
be than Jack’s?’ A man that had got his
heart in learning figures would make sums for himself
and work ’em in his head. When he sat at
his shoemaking, he’d count his stitches by fives,
and then put a price on his stitches, say half a farthing,
and then see how much money he could get in an hour;
and then ask himself how much money he’d get
in a day at that rate; and then how much ten workmen
would get working three, or twenty, or a hundred years
at that rate—and all the while his needle
would be going just as fast as if he left his head
empty for the devil to dance in. But the long
and the short of it is—I’ll have
nobody in my night-school that doesn’t strive
to learn what he comes to learn, as hard as if he was
striving to get out of a dark hole into broad daylight.
I’ll send no man away because he’s stupid:
if Billy Taft, the idiot, wanted to learn anything,
I’d not refuse to teach him. But I’ll
not throw away good knowledge on people who think
they can get it by the sixpenn’orth, and carry
it away with ’em as they would an ounce of snuff.
So never come to me again, if you can’t show
that you’ve been working with your own heads,
instead of thinking that you can pay for mine to work
for you. That’s the last word I’ve
got to say to you.”
With this final sentence, Bartle Massey gave a sharper
rap than ever with his knobbed stick, and the discomfited
lads got up to go with a sulky look. The other
pupils had happily only their writing-books to show,
in various stages of progress from pot-hooks to round
text; and mere pen-strokes, however perverse, were
less exasperating to Bartle than false arithmetic.
He was a little more severe than usual on Jacob Storey’s
Z’s, of which poor Jacob had written a pageful,
all with their tops turned the wrong way, with a puzzled
sense that they were not right “somehow.”
But he observed in apology, that it was a letter you
never wanted hardly, and he thought it had only been
there “to finish off th’ alphabet, like,
though ampusand (&) would ha’ done as well, for
what he could see.”
At last the pupils had all taken their hats and said
their “Good-nights,” and Adam, knowing
his old master’s habits, rose and said, “Shall
I put the candles out, Mr. Massey?”