to which all her worshippers must believe she is accustomed,
and to represent her as being especially particular
about stables because her son was born in one, they
might do more in one year than all the Sanitary Inspectors
in Ireland could do in twenty; and they could hardly
doubt that Our Lady would be delighted. Perhaps
they do nowadays; for Ireland is certainly a transfigured
country since my youth as far as clean faces and pinafores
can transfigure it. In England, where so many
of the inhabitants are too gross to believe in poetic
faiths, too respectable to tolerate the notion that
the stable at Bethany was a common peasant farmer’s
stable instead of a first-rate racing one, and too
savage to believe that anything can really cast out
the devil of disease unless it be some terrifying
hoodoo of tortures and stinks, the M.O.H. will no
doubt for a long time to come have to preach to fools
according to their folly, promising miracles, and
threatening hideous personal consequences of neglect
of by-laws and the like; therefore it will be important
that every M.O.H. shall have, with his (or her) other
qualifications, a sense of humor, lest (he or she)
should come at last to believe all the nonsense that
must needs be talked. But he must, in his capacity
of an expert advising the authorities, keep the government
itself free of superstition. If Italian peasants
are so ignorant that the Church can get no hold of
them except by miracles, why, miracles there must
be. The blood of St. Januarius must liquefy whether
the Saint is in the humor or not. To trick a
heathen into being a dutiful Christian is no worse
than to trick a whitewasher into trusting himself
in a room where a smallpox patient has lain, by pretending
to exorcise the disease with burning sulphur.
But woe to the Church if in deceiving the peasant
it also deceives itself; for then the Church is lost,
and the peasant too, unless he revolt against it.
Unless the Church works the pretended miracle painfully
against the grain, and is continually urged by its
dislike of the imposture to strive to make the peasant
susceptible to the true reasons for behaving well,
the Church will become an instrument of his corruption
and an exploiter of his ignorance, and will find itself
launched upon that persecution of scientific truth
of which all priesthoods are accused and none with
more justice than the scientific priesthood.
And here we come to the danger that terrifies so many of us: the danger of having a hygienic orthodoxy imposed on us. But we must face that: in such crowded and poverty ridden civilizations as ours any orthodoxy is better than laisser-faire. If our population ever comes to consist exclusively of well-to-do, highly cultivated, and thoroughly instructed free persons in a position to take care of themselves, no doubt they will make short work of a good deal of official regulation that is now of life-and-death necessity to us; but under existing circumstances, I repeat, almost any sort of attention that democracy