Again I hear the voices indignantly muttering old phrases about the high character of a noble profession and the honor and conscience of its members.  I must reply that the medical profession has not a high character:  it has an infamous character.  I do not know a single thoughtful and well-informed person who does not feel that the tragedy of illness at present is that it delivers you helplessly into the hands of a profession which you deeply mistrust, because it not only advocates and practises the most revolting cruelties in the pursuit of knowledge, and justifies them on grounds which would equally justify practising the same cruelties on yourself or your children, or burning down London to test a patent fire extinguisher, but, when it has shocked the public, tries to reassure it with lies of breath-bereaving brazenness.  That is the character the medical profession has got just now.  It may be deserved or it may not:  there it is at all events, and the doctors who have not realized this are living in a fool’s paradise.  As to the humor and conscience of doctors, they have as much as any other class of men, no more and no less.  And what other men dare pretend to be impartial where they have a strong pecuniary interest on one side?  Nobody supposes that doctors are less virtuous than judges; but a judge whose salary and reputation depended on whether the verdict was for plaintiff or defendant, prosecutor or prisoner, would be as little trusted as a general in the pay of the enemy.  To offer me a doctor as my judge, and then weight his decision with a bribe of a large sum of money and a virtual guarantee that if he makes a mistake it can never be proved against him, is to go wildly beyond the ascertained strain which human nature will bear.  It is simply unscientific to allege or believe that doctors do not under existing circumstances perform unnecessary operations and manufacture and prolong lucrative illnesses.  The only ones who can claim to be above suspicion are those who are so much sought after that their cured patients are immediately replaced by fresh ones.  And there is this curious psychological fact to be remembered:  a serious illness or a death advertizes the doctor exactly as a hanging advertizes the barrister who defended the person hanged.  Suppose, for example, a royal personage gets something wrong with his throat, or has a pain in his inside.  If a doctor effects some trumpery cure with a wet compress or a peppermint lozenge nobody takes the least notice of him.  But if he operates on the throat and kills the patient, or extirpates an internal organ and keeps the whole nation palpitating for days whilst the patient hovers in pain and fever between life and death, his fortune is made:  every rich man who omits to call him in when the same symptoms appear in his household is held not to have done his utmost duty to the patient.  The wonder is that there is a king or queen left alive in Europe.

DOCTOR’S CONSCIENCES