surgeons from educated and wealthy patients; and some
of the most successful doctors on the register use
quite heretical methods of treating disease, and have
qualified themselves solely for convenience.
Leaving out of account the village witches who prescribe
spells and sell charms, the humblest professional
healers in this country are the herbalists. These
men wander through the fields on Sunday seeking for
herbs with magic properties of curing disease, preventing
childbirth, and the like. Each of them believes
that he is on the verge of a great discovery, in which
Virginia Snake Root will be an ingredient, heaven knows
why! Virginia Snake Root fascinates the imagination
of the herbalist as mercury used to fascinate the
alchemists. On week days he keeps a shop in which
he sells packets of pennyroyal, dandelion,
etc.,
labelled with little lists of the diseases they are
supposed to cure, and apparently do cure to the satisfaction
of the people who keep on buying them. I have
never been able to perceive any distinction between
the science of the herbalist and that of the duly
registered doctor. A relative of mine recently
consulted a doctor about some of the ordinary symptoms
which indicate the need for a holiday and a change.
The doctor satisfied himself that the patient’s
heart was a little depressed. Digitalis being
a drug labelled as a heart specific by the profession,
he promptly administered a stiff dose. Fortunately
the patient was a hardy old lady who was not easily
killed. She recovered with no worse result than
her conversion to Christian Science, which owes its
vogue quite as much to public despair of doctors as
to superstition. I am not, observe, here concerned
with the question as to whether the dose of digitalis
was judicious or not; the point is, that a farm laborer
consulting a herbalist would have been treated in exactly
the same way.
BACTERIOLOGY AS A SUPERSTITION
The smattering of science that all—even
doctors—pick up from the ordinary newspapers
nowadays only makes the doctor more dangerous than
he used to be. Wise men used to take care to
consult doctors qualified before 1860, who were usually
contemptuous of or indifferent to the germ theory and
bacteriological therapeutics; but now that these veterans
have mostly retired or died, we are left in the hands
of the generations which, having heard of microbes
much as St. Thomas Aquinas heard of angels, suddenly
concluded that the whole art of healing could be summed
up in the formula: Find the microbe and kill
it. And even that they did not know how to do.
The simplest way to kill most microbes is to throw
them into an open street or river and let the sun
shine on them, which explains the fact that when great
cities have recklessly thrown all their sewage into
the open river the water has sometimes been cleaner
twenty miles below the city than thirty miles above
it. But doctors instinctively avoid all facts