The object of this sarcasm hitched his shoulders and the movement showed that his burden was indeed no more than a cunning counterfeit, a bundle of hay rolled inside a tarpaulin.
“Oh, I got a head and I’ve been doing some heavy thinking with it,” the Kid retorted. “This here Dawson is going to be a good town. I’m getting readied up to join the parade.”
“Are you, now?” the shell-man mocked. “I s’pose you got it all framed with the Canucks to let you through? I s’pose the chief of police knows you and likes you, eh? You and him is cousins, or something?”
“Coppers is all alike; there’s always a way to square ’em—”
“Lay off that ‘squaring’ stuff,” cautioned a renegade crook, disguised by a suit of mackinaws and a week’s growth of beard into the likeness of a stampeder. “A thousand bucks and a ton of grub, that’s what the sign says, and that’s what it means. They wouldn’t let you over the Line with nine hundred and ninety-nine fifty.”
“Right!” agreed a third capper. “It’s a closed season on broken stiffs. You can’t monkey with the Mounted Police. When they put over an edict it lays there till it freezes. They’ll make you show your ‘openers’ at the Boundary. Gee! If I had ’em I wouldn’t bother to go ‘inside.’ What’s a guy want with more than a thousand dollars and a ton of grub, anyhow?”
“All the same, I’m about set to hit the trail,” stubbornly maintained the man with the alfalfa pack. “I ain’t broke. When you boys get to Dawson, just ask for Kid Bridges’ saloon and I’ll open wine. These woollys can have their mines; me for a hootch-mill on Main Street.”
Lucky addressed his bevy of boosters. “Have I nursed a serpent in my breast, or has the Kid met a banker’s son? Gimme room, boys. I’m going to shuffle the shells for him and let him double his money. Keep your eye on the magic pea, Mr. Bridges. Three tiny tepees in a row—” There was a general laugh as Broad began to shift the walnut-shells, but Kid Bridges retorted, contemptuously:
“That’s the trouble with all you wiseacres. You get a dollar ahead and you fall for another man’s game. I never knew a faro-dealer that wouldn’t shoot craps. No, I haven’t met no banker’s son and I ain’t likely to in this place. These pilgrims have sewed their money in their underclothes, and they sleep with their eyes open. Seems like they’d go blind, but they don’t. These ain’t Rubes, Lucky; they’re city folks. They’ve seen three-ringed circuses and three-shell games, and all that farmer stuff. They’ve been ‘gypped,’ and it’s an old story to ’em.”
“You’re dead right,” Broad acknowledged. “That’s why it’s good. D’you know the best town in America for the shells? Little old New York. If the cops would let me set up at the corner of Broad and Wall, I’d own the Stock Exchange in a week. Madison and State is another good stand; so’s Market and Kearney, or Pioneer Square, down by the totem pole. New York, Chicago, ’Frisco, Seattle, they’re all hick towns. For every city guy that’s been stung by a bee there’s a hundred that still thinks honey comes from a fruit. This rush is just starting, and the bigger it grows the better we’ll do. Say, Kid, if you mush over to Tagish with that load of timothy on your spine, the police will put you on the wood-pile for the winter.”