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PDFThe Rector. We do want light.
The Squire. I’ll ring the bell. [He rings.]
[They look at each other aghast.]
Lady Ella. What did you ring for, Tommy?
The Squire. [Flabbergasted] God knows!
Maud. Somebody’ll come.
The Squire. Rector—you—you’ve got to——
Maud. Yes, Bertie.
The Rector. Dear me! But—er—what—er——How?
The Squire. [Deeply-to himself] The whole thing’s damn delicate.
[The door right is opened
and a maid appears. She is a
determined-looking female.
They face her in silence.]
The Rector. Er—er——your master is not in?
The maid. No. ’E’s gone up to London.
The Rector. Er——Mr Challenger, I think?
The maid. Yes.
The Rector. Yes! Er——quite so
The maid. [Eyeing them] D’you want—Mrs Challenger?
The Rector. Ah! Not precisely——
The Squire. [To him in a low, determined voice] Go on.
The Rector. [Desperately] I asked because there was a—a—Mr. Challenger I used to know in the ’nineties, and I thought—you wouldn’t happen to know how long they’ve been married? My friend marr——
The maid. Three weeks.
The Rector. Quite so—quite so! I shall hope it will turn out to be——Er—thank you—Ha!
Lady Ella. Our dog has been fighting with the Rector’s, and Mrs Challenger rescued him; she’s bathing his ear. We’re waiting to thank her. You needn’t——
The maid. [Eyeing them] No.
[She turns and goes out.]
The Squire. Phew! What a gorgon! I say, Rector, did you really know a Challenger in the ’nineties?
The Rector. [Wiping his brow] No.
The Squire. Ha! Jolly good!
Lady Ella. Well, you see!—it’s all right.
The Rector. Yes, indeed. A great relief!
Lady Ella. [Moving to the door] I must go in now.
The Squire. Hold on! You goin’ to ask ’em to—to—anything?
Lady Ella. Yes.
Maud. I shouldn’t.
Lady Ella. Why not? We all like the look of her.
The Rector. I think we should punish ourselves for entertaining that uncharitable thought.
Lady Ella. Yes. It’s horrible not having the courage to take people as they are.
The Squire. As they are? H’m! How can you till you know?
