Annie. [Looking at one] Yes, sir.
Topping. Let’s see. [He examines the drawing] Mrs Herringhame, you said?
Annie. Oh! yes, Sir.
Topping. Wot oh!
Annie. Did you want anything, sir?
Topping. Drop the “sir,”
my dear; I’m the Builders’ man.
Mr Herringhame in?
Annie. Oh! no, Sir.
Topping. Take a message. I can’t wait. From Miss Maud Builder. “Look out! Father is coming.” Now, whichever of ’em comes in first—that’s the message, and don’t you forget it.
Annie. Oh! no, Sir.
Topping. So they’re married?
Annie. Oh! I don’t know, sir.
Topping. I see. Well, it ain’t known to Builder, J.P., either. That’s why there’s a message. See?
Annie. Oh! yes, Sir.
Topping. Keep your head. I must hop
it. From Miss Maud Builder.
“Look out! Father is coming.”
He nods, turns and goes,
pulling the door to behind him. Annie
stands “baff”
for a moment.
Annie. Ah!
She goes across to the bedroom on the Right, and soon returns with a suit of pyjamas, a toothbrush, a pair of slippers and a case of razors, which she puts on the table, and disappears into the kitchen. She reappears with a bread pan, which she deposits in the centre of the room; then crosses again to the bedroom, and once more reappears with a clothes brush, two hair brushes, and a Norfolk jacket. As she stuffs all these into the bread pan and bears it back into the kitchen, there is the sound of a car driving up and stopping. Annie reappears at the kitchen door just as the knocker sounds.
Annie. Vexin’ and provokin’! [Knocker again. She opens the door] Oh!
Mr and Mrs builder enter.
Builder. Mr and Mrs Builder. My daughter in?
Annie. [Confounded] Oh! Sir, no, sir.
Builder. My good girl, not “Oh! Sir, no, sir.” Simply: No, Sir. See?
Annie. Oh! Sir, yes, Sir.
Builder. Where is she?
Annie. Oh! Sir, I don’t know, Sir.
Builder. [Fixing her as though he suspected her of banter] Will she be back soon?
Annie. No, Sir.
Builder. How do you know?
Annie. I d—don’t, sir.
Builder. They why do you say so? [About to mutter “She’s an idiot!” he looks at her blushing face and panting figure, pats her on the shoulder and says] Never mind; don’t be nervous.
Annie. Oh! yes, sir. Is that all, please, sir?
Mrs builder. [With a side look at her husband and a faint smile] Yes; you can go.