Lord W. Good God!
Voice. Wet’s this? Throwin’ things? Mind aht, or we’ll smash yer winders!
[As the voices in chorus
chant: “Bread! Bread!” Little
Anne,
night-gowned, darts
in from the hall. She is followed by miss
Stokes. They
stand listening.]
Lord W. [To the Crowd] My friends, you’ve come to the wrong shop. There’s nobody in London more sympathetic with you. [The crowd laughs hoarsely.] [Whispering] Look out, old girl; they can see your shoulders. [Lord William moves back a step.] If I were a speaker, I could make you feel——
Voice. Look at his white weskit! Blood-suckers—fattened on the people!
[James dives his hand at the wine cooler.]
Lord W. I’ve always said the Government ought to take immediate steps——
Voice. To shoot us dahn.
Lord W. Not a bit. To relieve the—er——
Lady W. [Prompting] Distress.
Lady W. Distress, and ensure—er—ensure
Lady W. [Prompting] Quiet.
Lord W. [To her] No, no. To ensure—ensure——
L. Anne. [Agonized] Oh, Daddy!
Voice. ’E wants to syve ’is dirty great ’ouse.
Lord W. [Roused] D——if I do!
[Rude and hoarse laughter from the crowd.]
James. [With fury] Me Lord, let me blow ’em to glory!
[He raises the cooler and advances towards the window.]
Lord W. [Turning sharply on him] Drop it, James; drop it!
Press. [Jumping] No, no; don’t drop it!
[James retires
crestfallen to the table, where he replaces the
cooler.]
Lord W. [Catching hold of his bit] Look here, I must have fought alongside some of you fellows in the war. Weren’t we jolly well like brothers?
A voice. Not so much bloomin’ “Kamerad”; hand over yer ’Ouse.
Lord W. I was born with this beastly great house, and money, and goodness knows what other entanglements—a wife and family——
Voice. Born with a wife and family!
[Jeers and laughter.]
Lord W. I feel we’re all in the same boat, and I want to pull my weight. If you can show me the way, I’ll take it fast enough.
A deep voice. Step dahn then, an’ we’ll step up.
Another voice. ’Ear, ’Ear!
[A fierce little cheer.]
Lord W. [To lady William—in despair] By George! I can’t get in anywhere!
Lady W. [Calmly] Then shut the window, Bill.
Lemmy. [Who has been moving towards them slowly] Lemme sy a word to ’em.
[All stare at him.
Lemmy approaches the window, followed by
little Aida.
Poulder re-enters with the three other footmen.]