[Spurts of the Marseillaise
and the mutter of the crowd have
been coming nearer;
and suddenly a knocking is heard. Poulder
and James appear
between the pillars.]
Poulder. The populace, me Lord!
Lady W. What!
Lord W. Where’ve you put ’em, Poulder?
Poulder. They’ve put theirselves in the portico, me Lord.
Lord W. [Suddenly wiping his brow] Phew!
I say, this is awful,
Nell! Two speeches in one evening. Nothing
else for it, I suppose.
Open the window, Poulder!
Poulder. [Crossing to the window] We are prepared for any sacrifice, me Lord.
[He opens the window.]
Press. [Writing furiously] “Lady William stood like a statue at bay.”
Lord W. Got one of those lozenges on you, Nell?
[But lady William has almost nothing on her.]
Lemmy. [Producing a paper from his pocket] ‘Ave one o’ my gum drops?
[He passes it to lord William.]
Lord W. [Unable to refuse, takes a large, flat gum drop from the paper, and looks at it in embarrassment.] Ah! thanks! Thanks awfully!
[Lemmy turns to
little Aida, and puts a gum drop in her mouth.
A burst of murmurs from
the crowd.]
James. [Towering above the wine cooler] If they get saucy, me Lord, I can always give ’em their own back.
Lord W. Steady, James; steady!
[He puts the gum drop
absently in his mouth, and turns up to the
open window.]
Voice. [Outside] ’Ere they are—the bally plutocrats.
[Voices in chorus: “Bread! Bread!”]
Lord W. Poulder, go and tell the chef to send out anything there is in the house—nicely, as if it came from nowhere in particular.
Poulder. Very good, me Lord. [Sotto voce] Any wine? If I might suggest—German—’ock?
Lord W. What you like.
Poulder. Very good, me Lord. [He goes.]
Lord W. I say, dash it, Nell, my teeth are stuck! [He works his finger in his mouth.]
Lady W. Take it out, darling.
Lord W. [Taking out the gum drop and looking at it] What the deuce did I put it in for?
Press. [’Writing] “With inimitable coolness Lord William prepared to address the crowd.”
[Voices in chorea: “Bread! Bread!”]
Lord W. Stand by to prompt, old girl. Now for it. This ghastly gum drop!
[Lord William
takes it from his agitated hand, and flips it
through the window.]
Voice. Dahn with the aristo——[Chokes.]
Lady W. Oh! Bill——oh! It’s gone into a mouth!