Auctioneer. [Tapping the table] Sorry to disappoint you, gentlemen, but I’ve only one property to offer you to-day, No. 1, The Centry, Deepwater. The second on the particulars has been withdrawn. The third that’s Bidcot, desirable freehold mansion and farmlands in the Parish of Kenway—we shall have to deal with next week. I shall be happy to sell it you then with out reservation. [He looks again through the particulars in his hand, giving the audience time to readjust themselves to his statements] Now, gen’lemen, as I say, I’ve only the one property to sell. Freehold No. 1—all that very desirable corn and stock-rearing and parklike residential land known as the Centry, Deepwater, unique property an A.1. chance to an A.1. audience. [With his smile] Ought to make the price of the three we thought we had. Now you won’t mind listening to the conditions of sale; Mr. Blinkard’ll read ’em, and they won’t wirry you, they’re very short.
[He sits down and gives two little tape on the table.]
[The solicitor rises and reads the conditions of sale in a voice which no one practically can hear. Just as he begins to read these conditions of sale, Charles Hornblower enters at back. He stands a moment, glancing round at the Hillcrist and twirling his moustache, then moves along to his wife and touches her.]
Charles. Chloe, aren’t you well?
[In the start which
she gives, her face is fully revealed to
the audience.]
Charles. Come along, out of the way of these people.
[He jerks his head towards
the Hillcrists. Chloe gives a swift
look down to the stage
Right of the audience.]
Chloe. No; I’m all right; it’s hotter there.
Charles. [To Rolf] Well, look after her—I must go back.
[Rolf node. Charles, slides bank to the door, with a glance at the Hillcrists, of whom Mrs. Hillcrist has been watching like a lynx. He goes out, just as the solicitor, finishing, sits down.]
Auctioneer. [Rising and tapping] Now, gen’lemen, it’s not often a piece of land like this comes into the market. What’s that? [To a friend in front of him] No better land in Deepwater—that’s right, Mr. Spicer. I know the village well, and a charming place it is; perfect locality, to be sure. Now I don’t want to wirry you by singing the praises of this property; there it is—well-watered, nicely timbered—no reservation of the timber, gen’lemen—no tenancy to hold you up; free to do what you like with it to-morrow. You’ve got a jewel of a site there, too; perfect position for a house. It lies between the Duke’s and Squire Hillcrist’s—an emerald isle. [With his smile] No allusion to Ireland, gen’lemen—perfect