Studdenham. Then you think you’d like him, Miss Dot? The other’s got a white chest; she’s a lady.
[He protrudes the left-hand pocket.]
Dot. Oh, yes! Studdenham; thanks, thanks awfully.
Studdenham. Wonderful faithful creatures; follow you like a woman. You can’t shake ’em off anyhow. [He protrudes the right-hand pocket] My girl, she’d set her heart on him, but she’ll just have to do without.
Dot. [As though galvanised] Oh! no, I can’t take it away from her.
Studdenham. Bless you, she won’t mind! That’s settled, then. [He turns to the door. To the puppy] Ah! would you! Tryin’ to wriggle out of it! Regular young limb! [He goes out, followed by Jackson.]
Christine. How ghastly!
Dot. [Suddenly catching sight of the book in
her hand] “Caste!”
[She gives vent to a
short sharp laugh.]
The curtain falls.
Act III
It is five o’clock of the same day. The scene is the smoking-room, with walls of Leander red, covered by old steeplechase and hunting prints. Armchairs encircle a high ferulered hearth, in which a fire is burning. The curtains are not yet drawn across mullioned windows, but electric light is burning. There are two doors, leading, the one to the billiard-room, the other to a corridor. Bill is pacing up and doom; Harold, at the fireplace, stands looking at him with commiseration.
Bill. What’s the time?
Harold. Nearly five. They won’t be in yet, if that’s any consolation. Always a tough meet—[softly] as the tiger said when he ate the man.
Bill. By Jove! You’re the only person I can stand within a mile of me, Harold.
Harold. Old boy! Do you seriously think you’re going to make it any better by marrying her?
[Bill shrugs his shoulders, still pacing the room.]
Bill. Look here! I’m not the sort that finds it easy to say things.
Harold. No, old man.
Bill. But I’ve got a kind of self-respect though you wouldn’t think it!
Harold. My dear old chap!
Bill. This is about as low-down a thing as one could have done, I suppose—one’s own mother’s maid; we’ve known her since she was so high. I see it now that—I’ve got over the attack.
Harold. But, heavens! if you’re no longer keen on her, Bill! Do apply your reason, old boy.
There is silence; while Bill again paces up and dozen.
Bill. If you think I care two straws about the morality of the thing.
Harold. Oh! my dear old man! Of course not!
Bill. It’s simply that I shall feel such a d—–d skunk, if I leave her in the lurch, with everybody knowing. Try it yourself; you’d soon see!