Miss beech. [Sidling behind the swing and plucking off Joy’s sunbonnet. With devilry.] Ah-h-h! You’ve done your hair up; so that’s why you wouldn’t come down!
Joy. [Springing up, anal pouting.] I didn’t want any one to see before Mother. You are a pig, Peachey!
Miss beech. I thought there was something!
Joy. [Twisting round.] How does it look?
Miss beech. I’ve seen better.
Joy. You tell any one before Mother comes, and see what I do!
Miss beech. Well, don’t you tell about my worms, then!
Joy. Give me my hat! [Backing hastily towards the tree, and putting her finger to her lips.] Look out! Dick!
Miss beech. Oh! dear!
[She sits down on the
swing, concealing the paint pot with her
feet and skirts.]
Joy. [On the rustic seat, and in a violent whisper.] I hope the worms will crawl up your legs!
[Dick, in flannels
and a hard straw hat comes in. He is a quiet
and cheerful boy of
twenty. His eyes are always fixed on joy.]
Dick. [Grimacing.] The Colonel’s getting licked. Hallo! Peachey, in the swing?
Joy. [Chuckling.] Swing her, Dick!
Miss beech. [Quivering with emotion.] Little creature!
Joy. Swing her!
[Dick takes the ropes.]
Miss beech. [Quietly.] It makes me sick, young man.
Dick. [Patting her gently on the back.] All right, Peachey.
Miss beech. [Maliciously.] Could you get me my sewing from the seat? Just behind Joy.
Joy. [Leaning her head against the tree.] If you do, I won’t dance with you to-night.
[Dick stands paralysed.
Miss beech gets off the swing, picks up
the paint pot, and stands
concealing it behind her.]
Joy. Look what she’s got behind her, sly old thing!
Miss beech. Oh! dear!
Joy. Dance with her, Dick!
Miss beech. If he dare!
Joy. Dance with her, or I won’t dance with you to-night. [She whistles a waltz.]
Dick. [Desperately.] Come on then, Peachey. We must.
Joy. Dance, dance!
[Dick seizes Miss
beech by the waist. She drops the paint
pot.
They revolve.] [Convulsed.]
Oh, Peachey, Oh!
[Miss beech is
dropped upon the rustic seat. Dick seizes
joy’s
hands and drags her
up.]
No, no! I won’t!
Miss beech. [Panting.] Dance, dance with the poor young man! [She moves her hands.] La la-la-la la-la la la!