[She stops, seeing Miss beech signing to her with both hands.]
Mrs. Hope. [Sharply.] What is it, Peachey?
Miss beech. [Selecting a finger.] Pricked meself!
Mrs. Hope. Let’s look!
[She bends to look,
but Miss beech places the finger in her
mouth.]
Rose. [Glancing askance at the Colonel.] If you please, Mum, it’s below the waist; I think I can manage with the dummy.
Mrs. Hope. Well, you can try. [Opening
her letter as Rose retires.]
Here’s Molly about her train.
Miss beech. Is there a letter for me?
Mrs. Hope. No, Peachey.
Miss beech. There never is.
Colonel. What’s that? You got four by the first post.
Miss beech. Exceptions!
Colonel. [Looking over his glasses.] Why! You know, you get ’em every day!
Mrs. Hope. Molly says she’ll be down by the eleven thirty. [In an injured voice.] She’ll be here in half an hour! [Reading with disapproval from the letter.] “Maurice Lever is coming down by the same train to see Mr. Henty about the Tocopala Gold Mine. Could you give him a bed for the night?”
[Silence, slight but ominous.]
Colonel. [Calling into his aid his sacred hospitality.] Of course we must give him a bed!
Mrs. Hope. Just like a man! What room I should like to know!
Colonel. Pink.
Mrs. Hope. As if Molly wouldn’t have the pink!
Colonel. [Ruefully.] I thought she’d have the blue!
Mrs. Hope. You know perfectly well it’s full of earwigs, Tom. I killed ten there yesterday morning.
Miss beech. Poor creatures!
Mrs. Hope. I don’t know that I approve of this Mr. Lever’s dancing attendance. Molly’s only thirty-six.
Colonel. [In a high voice.] You can’t refuse him a bed; I never heard of such a thing.
Mrs. Hope. [Reading from the letter.] “This gold mine seems to be a splendid chance. [She glances at the Colonel.] I’ve put all my spare cash into it. They’re issuing some Preference shares now; if Uncle Tom wants an investment”—[She pauses, then in a changed, decided voice ]—Well, I suppose I shall have to screw him in somehow.
Colonel. What’s that about gold mines? Gambling nonsense! Molly ought to know my views.
Mrs. Hope. [Folding the letter away out of her consciousness.] Oh! your views! This may be a specially good chance.
Miss beech. Ahem! Special case!
Mrs. Hope. [Paying no attention.] I ’m sick of these 3 per cent. dividends. When you’ve only got so little money, to put it all into that India Stock, when it might be earning 6 per cent. at least, quite safely! There are ever so many things I want.