(Two knocks with a chair are heard from the adjoining room, where Gustav is.)
Adolph. No, I don’t want to play now. I want to talk seriously.
Tekla. [Prattling] Mercy me, does he want to talk seriously? Dreadful, how serious he’s become! [Takes hold of his head and kisses him] Smile a little—there now!
Adolph. [Smiling against his will] Oh, you’re the—I might almost think you knew how to use magic!
Tekla. Well, can’t he see now? That’s why he shouldn’t start any trouble—or I might use my magic to make him invisible!
Adolph. [Gets up] Will you sit for me a moment, Tekla? With the side of your face this way, so that I can put a face on my figure.
Tekla. Of course, I will.
[Turns her head so he can see her in profile.]
Adolph. [Gazes hard at her while pretending to
work at the figure]
Don’t think of me now—but of somebody
else.
Tekla. I’ll think of my latest conquest.
Adolph. That chaste young man?
Tekla. Exactly! He had a pair of the prettiest, sweetest moustaches, and his cheek looked like a peach—it was so soft and rosy that you just wanted to bite it.
Adolph. [Darkening] Please keep that expression about the mouth.
Tekla. What expression?
Adolph. A cynical, brazen one that I have never seen before.
Tekla. [Making a face] This one?
Adolph. Just that one! [Getting up] Do you know how Bret Harte pictures an adulteress?
Tekla. [Smiling] No, I have never read Bret Something.
Adolph. As a pale creature that cannot blush.
Tekla. Not at all? But when she meets her lover, then she must blush, I am sure, although her husband or Mr. Bret may not be allowed to see it.
Adolph. Are you so sure of that?
Tekla. [As before] Of course, as the husband is not capable of bringing the blood up to her head, he cannot hope to behold the charming spectacle.
Adolph. [Enraged] Tekla!
Tekla. Oh, you little ninny!
Adolph. Tekla!
Tekla. He should call her Pussy—then I might get up a pretty little blush for his sake. Does he want me to?
Adolph. [Disarmed] You minx, I’m so angry with you, that I could bite you!
Tekla. [Playfully] Come and bite me then!—Come!
[Opens her arms to him.]
Adolph. [Puts his hands around her neck and kisses her] Yes, I’ll bite you to death!
Tekla. [Teasingly] Look out—somebody might come!
Adolph. Well, what do I care! I care for nothing else in the world if I can only have you!
Tekla. And when, you don’t have me any longer?