The Unspeakable Perk eBook

Samuel Hopkins Adams
This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 197 pages of information about The Unspeakable Perk.

The Unspeakable Perk eBook

Samuel Hopkins Adams
This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 197 pages of information about The Unspeakable Perk.

“Trying to fit a kind and gentlemanly expression over a swollen sense of injury, for a guess,” replied the girl carelessly.  “I left him in sweet and lone communion with nature three hours ago.”

“Polly, I wish—­”

“Oh, dad, dear, don’t!  You’ll get your wish, I suppose, and Fitz, too.  Only I don’t want to be hurried.  Here he is, now.  Look at that smile!  A sculptor couldn’t have done any better.  Now, as soon as he comes, I’m going to be quite nice and kind.”

But Mr. Fairfax Preston Fitzhugh Carroll did not come direct to the Brewster table.  Instead, he stopped to greet the elderly man in the near-by group, and presently drew up a chair.  At first, their conversation was low-toned, but presently the young native added his more vivacious accents.

“Who can tell?” the Brewsters heard him say, and marked the fatalistic gesture of the upturned hands.  “They disappear.  One does not ask questions too much.”

“Not here,” confirmed the big man.  “Always room for a few more in the undersea jails, eh?”

“Always.  But I think it was not that with Basurdo.  I think it was underground, not undersea.”  He brushed his neck with his finger tips.

“Is it dangerous for foreigners?” asked Carroll quickly.

“For every one,” answered Sherwen; adding significantly:  “But the Caracunan Government does not approve of loose fostering of rumors.”

Carroll rose and came over to the Brewsters.

“May I bring Mr. Graydon Sherwen over and present him?” he asked.  “I can vouch for him, having known his family at home, and—­”

“Oh, bring them all, Fitzhugh,” commanded the girl.

The exponent of Southern aristocracy looked uncomfortable.

“As to the others,” he said, “Mr. Raimonda is a native—­”

“With the manners of a prince.  I’ve quite fallen in love with him already,” she said wickedly.

“Of course, if you wish it.  But the other American is an ex-professional baseball player, named Cluff.”

“What?  ‘Clipper’ Cluff?  I knew I’d seen him before!” cried Miss Polly.  “He got his start in the New York State League.  Why, we’re quite old friends, by sight.”

“As for Galpy, he’s an underbred little cockney bounder.”

“With the most naive line of conversation I’ve ever listened to.  I want all of them.”

“Let me bring Sherwen first,” pleaded the suitor, and was presently introducing that gentleman.  “Mr. Sherwen is in charge here of the American Legation,” he explained.

“How does one salute a real live minister?” queried Miss Brewster.

“Don’t mistake me for anything so important,” said Sherwen.  “We’re not keeping a minister in stock at present.  My job is being a superior kind of janitor until diplomatic relations are resumed.”

“Goodness!  It sounds like war,” said Miss Brewster hopefully.  “Is there anything as exciting as that going on?”

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