and said, “I don’t know what to say;” the people near him said, “Never mind, Tommy, say anything;” so he rose in his seat and simply said “Anything,” whereupon everybody laughed, and joviality was restored.  In the evening a ball took place in our honour; the old Chairman went to bed, and we all danced till morning.  Never after did we hear anything but compliments and commendations, as what was then said was against the sense of the whole Colony.  The next town we arrived at was Guildford; on the road the caravan passed by a splitters’ camp, the men there came round the camels, and as usual stared wide-eyed with amazement.  One of them begged Alec Ross, who was conducting the camels, to wait till a mate of theirs who was away returned, so that he might see them; but as we were bound to time and had our stages arranged so that we should reach Perth by a certain time, this could not be done, and the camels went on.  By-and-by a man came galloping up as near as his horse would come to the camels, and called out:  “Hi there, hold on, you *** wretches; do you think I’d a galloped after yer ter see such little *** things as them? why, they ain’t no bigger nor a *** horse [there were camels seven feet high in the mob]; why, I thought they was as big as *** clouds, or else I’d never a come all this *** way to see them,” etc.  He interspersed this address with many adjectives, but as nobody took the slightest notice of him, he started away, banning and blaspheming as he went, and for an uneducated, unscientific West Australian, his, was not a bad effort at profanity.

(Illustration:  Arrival at Perth.)

(Illustration:  Arrival at the town hall, Perth, western Australia.)

At Guildford, a town-site on the Swan, we were publicly received by the Mayor, Mr. Spurling, the Town Council, various bodies and lodges, and a detachment of volunteers.  We were presented with addresses from the Town Council, and Mr. Spurling made a most handsome speech, which removed any remains of the taste of the Newcastle tonic.  The Lodges of Oddfellows and Good Templars also presented us with addresses.  The Chairman of the latter made a little Good Templar capital out of the fact of our having achieved such a great feat entirely on water.  To this I replied, that it was true we had accomplished our journey on water, and very little of it, but that if we had had anything stronger we should certainly have drunk it, if only to make our water supply last the longer.  Then a banquet was spread, which was attended also by ladies, and was a most agreeable entertainment, and the evening wound up with a ball.  Guildford being only ten or eleven miles from Perth, at about three p.m. of the next day we approached the city, riding our camels, and having the whole of the caravan in regular desert-marching order.  A great number of people came out, both riding and driving, to meet us, and escorted us into the city; Mr. Forrest was now on horseback and riding alongside of me.