off at all, as they unfasten the hobble from one leg
and put both on the other, so that the poor brutes
always have to carry them on one leg when they are
travelling. I quickly put a stop to this, but
Coogee Mahomet exclaimed, “Oh, master! you mustn’t
take off a hobble, camel he keek, he keek, you mustn’t.”
To which I replied, “Let him kick, and I hope
he will kick you to death first, so that there will
be one Afghan less in the world, but every hobble shall
come off every camel every day.” This Coogee
was a most amusing though lazy, indolent beggar.
He never ceased to brag of what he could make camels
do; he wished to ingratiate himself with me in the
hope I would take him with me, but I had already determined
to have only one of his countrymen. He said if
he came with me he could make the camels go 200, 300,
400 or 500 miles with heavy loads without water, by
just talking to them in his language. He used
to say, “You know, master, camel he know me,
and my countrymen; camel he un’stand my language,
he no like Englishman, Englishman, he no un’stand
riding camel, he no un’stand loading camel,
only my countryman he un’stand camel,”
etc., etc.; but with all his bragging about
the camels going so long without water, when we had
been only four days gone from Beltana, Saleh and Coogee
had held a council and decided that I must be remonstrated
with, in consequence of my utter ignorance, stupidity,
and reckless treatment of the camels. Accordingly
on the fourth morning, the weather having been delightfully
cool and the camels not requiring any water, Coogee
came to me and said, “Master, when you water
camel?” “What?” I said with unfeigned
astonishment, “Water the camels? I never
heard of such a thing, they will get no water until
they reach Port Augusta.” This completely
upset Mr. Coogee, and he replied, “What! no water
till Port Gusta? camel he can’t go, camel he
always get water three, four time from Beltana to
Port Gusta.” “Well,” I said,
“Coogee, they will get none now with me till
they walk to Port Augusta for it.” Then
Coogee said, “Ah! Mr. Gile, you very smart
master, you very clever man, only you don’t
know camel, you’ll see you’ll kill all
Sir Thomas Elder camel; you’ll no get Perth,
you and all you party, and all you camel die; you’ll
see, you’ll see; you no give poor camel water,
camel he die, then where you be?” I was rather
annoyed and said, “You stupid ass, it was only
yesterday you said you could take camels, 300, 400,
500 miles without water, with heavy loads, and now
they have no loads and we have only come about seventy
miles, you say they will die if I don’t give
them water. How is it that all your countrymen
continually brag of what camels can do, and yet, when
they have been only three days without water, you
begin to cry out that they want it?”
To this he only condescended to reply, “Ah! ah! you very clever, you’ll see.” Of course the camels went to the port just as well without water as with it. Alec Ross overtook us on the road, and brought a special little riding-camel (Reechy) for me. I got rid of Mr. Coogee before we arrived at the port. We remained a little over a week, as all the loads had to be arranged and all the camels’ pack-saddles required re-arranging. Saleh and another of his countryman who happened to be there, worked hard at this, while the rest of the party arranged the loads.