‘Waverley, a Tale of other Days,’ must
not every novel-reader have anticipated a castle scarce
less than that of Udolpho, of which the eastern wing
had long been uninhabited, and the keys either lost,
or consigned to the care of some aged butler or housekeeper,
whose trembling steps, about the middle of the second
volume, were doomed to guide the hero, or heroine,
to the ruinous precincts? Would not the owl have
shrieked and the cricket cried in my very title-page?
and could it have been possible for me, with a moderate
attention to decorum, to introduce any scene more lively
than might be produced by the jocularity of a clownish
but faithful valet, or the garrulous narrative of
the heroine’s fille-de-chambre, when rehearsing
the stories of blood and horror which she had heard
in the servants’ hall? Again, had my title
borne, ‘Waverley, a Romance from the German,’
what head so obtuse as not to image forth a profligate
abbot, an oppressive duke, a secret and mysterious
association of Rosycrucians and Illuminati, with all
their properties of black cowls, caverns, daggers,
electrical machines, trap-doors, and dark-lanterns?
Or if I had rather chosen to call my work a ‘Sentimental
Tale,’ would it not have been a sufficient presage
of a heroine with a profusion of auburn hair, and
a harp, the soft solace of her solitary hours, which
she fortunately finds always the means of transporting
from castle to cottage, although she herself be sometimes
obliged to jump out of a two-pair-of-stairs window,
and is more than once bewildered on her journey, alone
and on foot, without any guide but a blowzy peasant
girl, whose jargon she hardly can understand?
Or, again, if my Waverley had been entitled ‘A
Tale of the Times,’ wouldst thou not, gentle
reader, have demanded from me a dashing sketch of
the fashionable world, a few anecdotes of private scandal
thinly veiled, and if lusciously painted, so much
the better? a heroine from Grosvenor Square, and a
hero from the Barouche Club or the Four-in-Hand, with
a set of subordinate characters from the elegantes
of Queen Anne Street East, or the dashing heroes of
the Bow-Street Office? I could proceed in proving
the importance of a title-page, and displaying at
the same time my own intimate knowledge of the particular
ingredients necessary to the composition of romances
and novels of various descriptions;—but
it is enough, and I scorn to tyrannise longer over
the impatience of my reader, who is doubtless already
anxious to know the choice made by an author so profoundly
versed in the different branches of his art.
By fixing, then, the date of my story Sixty Years before this present 1st November, 1805, I would have my readers understand, that they will meet in the following pages neither a romance of chivalry nor a tale of modern manners; that my hero will neither have iron on his. shoulders, as of yore, nor on the heels of his boots, as is the present fashion of Bond Street; and that my damsels will neither be clothed