Our Mr. Wrenn, the Romantic Adventures of a Gentle Man eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 310 pages of information about Our Mr. Wrenn, the Romantic Adventures of a Gentle Man.
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Our Mr. Wrenn, the Romantic Adventures of a Gentle Man eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 310 pages of information about Our Mr. Wrenn, the Romantic Adventures of a Gentle Man.

He was wealthy, then.  He had enough to stalk up and down the earth for many venturesome (but economical) months, till he should learn the trade of wandering, and its mysterious trick of living without a job or a salary.

He crushed his pillow with burrowing head and sobbed excitedly, with a terrible stomach-sinking and a chill shaking.  Then he laughed and wanted to—­but didn’t—­rush into the adjacent hall room and tell the total stranger there of this world-changing news.  He listened in the hall to learn whether the Zapps were up, but heard nothing; returned and cantered up and down, gloating on a map of the world.

“Gee!  It’s happened.  I could travel all the time.  I guess I won’t be—­very much—­afraid of wrecks and stuff. . . .  Things like that. . . .  Gee!  If I don’t get to bed I’ll be late at the office in the morning!”

Mr. Wrenn lay awake till three o’clock.  Monday morning he felt rather ashamed of having done so eccentric a thing.  But he got to the office on time.  He was worried with the cares of wealth, with having to decide when to leave for his world-wanderings, but he was also very much aware that office managers are disagreeable if one isn’t on time.  All morning he did nothing more reckless than balance his new fortune, plus his savings, against steamship fares on a waste half-sheet of paper.

The noon-hour was not The Job’s, but his, for exploration of the parlous lands of romance that lie hard by Twenty-eighth Street and Sixth Avenue.  But he had to go out to lunch with Charley Carpenter, the assistant bookkeeper, that he might tell the news.  As for Charley, He needed frequently to have a confidant who knew personally the tyrannous ways of the office manager, Mr. Guilfogle.

Mr. Wrenn and Charley chose (that is to say, Charley chose) a table at Drubel’s Eating House.  Mr. Wrenn timidly hinted, “I’ve got some big news to tell you.”

But Charley interrupted, “Say, did you hear old Goglefogle light into me this morning?  I won’t stand for it.  Say, did you hear him—­the old—­”

“What was the trouble, Charley?”

“Trouble?  Nothing was the trouble.  Except with old Goglefogle.  I made one little break in my accounts.  Why, if old Gogie had to keep track of seventy-’leven accounts and watch every single last movement of a fool girl that can’t even run the adding-machine, why, he’d get green around the gills.  He’d never do anything but make mistakes!  Well, I guess the old codger must have had a bum breakfast this morning.  Wanted some exercise to digest it.  Me, I was the exercise—­I was the goat.  He calls me in, and he calls me down, and me—­well, just lemme tell you, Wrenn, I calls his bluff!”

Charley Carpenter stopped his rapid tirade, delivered with quick head-shakes like those of palsy, to raise his smelly cigarette to his mouth.  Midway in this slow gesture the memory of his wrongs again overpowered him.  He flung his right hand back on the table, scattering cigarette ashes, jerked back his head with the irritated patience of a nervous martyr, then waved both hands about spasmodically, while he snarled, with his cheaply handsome smooth face more flushed than usual: 

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