The rustics were droning a church anthem.  The glow of the ale was in Mr. Wrenn.  He leaned back, entirely happy, and it seemed confusedly to him that what little he had heard of his learned and affectionate friend’s advice gratefully confirmed his own theory that what one wanted was friends—­a “nice wife”—­folks.  “Yes, sir, by golly!  It was awfully nice of the Doc.”  He pictured a tender girl in golden brown back in the New York he so much desired to see who would await him evenings with a smile that was kept for him.  Homey—­that was what he was going to be!  He happily and thoughtfully ran his finger about the rim of his glass ten times.

“Time to go, I’ m afraid,” Dr. Mittyford was saying.  Through the exquisite haze that now filled the room Mr. Wrenn saw him dimly, as a triangle of shirt-front and two gleaming ellipses for eyes....  His dear friend, the Doc!...  As he walked through the room chairs got humorously in his way, but he good-naturedly picked a path among them, and fell asleep in the motor-car.  All the ride back he made soft mouse-like sounds of snoring.

When he awoke in the morning with a headache and surveyed his unchangeably dingy room he realized slowly, after smothering his head in the pillow to shut off the light from his scorching eyeballs, that Dr. Mittyford had called him a fool for trying to wander.  He protested, but not for long, for he hated to venture out there among the dreadfully learned colleges and try to understand stuff written in letters that look like crow-tracks.

He packed his suit-case slowly, feeling that he was very wicked in leaving Oxford’s opportunities.

Mr. Wrenn rode down on a Tottenham Court Road bus, viewing the quaintness of London.  Life was a rosy ringing valiant pursuit, for he was about to ship on a Mediterranean steamer laden chiefly with adventurous friends.  The bus passed a victoria containing a man with a real monocle.  A newsboy smiled up at him.  The Strand roared with lively traffic.

But the gray stonework and curtained windows of the Anglo-Southern Steamship Company’s office did not invite any Mr. Wrenns to come in and ship, nor did the hall porter, a beefy person with a huge collar and sparse painfully sleek hair, whose eyes were like cold boiled mackerel as Mr. Wrenn yearned: 

“Please—­uh—­please will you be so kind and tell me where I can ship as a steward for the Med—­”

“None needed.”

“Or Spain?  I just want to get any kind of a job at first.  Peeling potatoes or—­It don’t make any difference—­”

“None needed, I said, my man.”  The porter examined the hall clock extensively.

Bill Wrenn suddenly popped into being and demanded:  “Look here, you; I want to see somebody in authority.  I want to know what I can ship as.”

The porter turned round and started.  All his faith in mankind was destroyed by the shock of finding the fellow still there.  “Nothing, I told you.  No one needed.”