Bill shook the blood from his nose and staggered at the Cockney, who seized his collar, set him down outside the stable with a jarring bump, and walked away, whistling: 

               “Come, oh come to our Sunday-school,
               Ev-v-v-v-v-v-ry Sunday morn-ing.”

“Gee!” mourned Mr. William Wrenn, “and I thought I was getting this hobo business down pat....  Gee!  I wonder if Pete was so hard to lick?”

CHAPTER VI

HE IS AN ORPHAN

Sadly clinging to the plan of the walking-trip he was to have made with Morton, Mr. Wrenn crossed by ferry to Birkenhead, quite unhappily, for he wanted to be discussing with Morton the quaintness of the uniformed functionaries.  He looked for the Merian half the way over.  As he walked through Birkenhead, bound for Chester, he pricked himself on to note red-brick house-rows, almost shocking in their lack of high front stoops.  Along the country road he reflected:  “Wouldn’t Morty enjoy this!  Farm-yard all paved.  Haystack with a little roof on it.  Kitchen stove stuck in a kind of fireplace.  Foreign as the deuce.”

But Morton was off some place, in a darkness where there weren’t things to enjoy.  Mr. Wrenn had lost him forever.  Once he heard himself wishing that even Tim, the hatter, or “good old McGarver” were along.  A scene so British that it seemed proper to enjoy it alone he did find in a real garden-party, with what appeared to be a real curate, out of a story in The Strand, passing teacups; but he passed out of that hot glow into a cold plodding that led him to Chester and a dull hotel which might as well have been in Bridgeport or Hoboken.

He somewhat timidly enjoyed Chester the early part of the next day, docilely following a guide about the walls, gaping at the mill on the Dee and asking the guide two intelligent questions about Roman remains.  He snooped through the galleried streets, peering up dark stairways set in heavy masonry that spoke of historic sieges, and imagined that he was historically besieging.  For a time Mr. Wrenn’s fancies contented him.

He smiled as he addressed glossy red and green postcards to Lee Theresa and Goaty, Cousin John and Mr. Guilfogle, writing on each a variation of “Having a splendid trip.  This is a very interesting old town.  Wish you were here.”  Pantingly, he found a panorama showing the hotel where he was staying—­or at least two of its chimneys—­and, marking it with a heavy cross and the announcement “This is my hotel where I am staying,” he sent it to Charley Carpenter.

He was at his nearest to greatness at Chester Cathedral.  He chuckled aloud as he passed the remains of a refectory of monastic days, in the close, where knights had tied their romantically pawing chargers, “just like he’d read about in a story about the olden times.”  He was really there.  He glanced about and assured himself of it.  He wasn’t in the office.  He was in an English cathedral close!