The expense bothered him, too.  He had through many years so persistently saved money for the Great Traveling that he begrudged money for that Traveling itself.  Indeed, he planned to spend not more than $300 of the $1,235.80 he had now accumulated, on his first venture, during which he hoped to learn the trade of wandering.

He was always influenced by a sentence he had read somewhere about “one of those globe-trotters you meet carrying a monkey-wrench in Calcutta, then in raiment and a monocle at the Athenaeum.”  He would learn some Kiplingy trade that would teach him the use of astonishingly technical tools, also daring and the location of smugglers’ haunts, copra islands, and whaling-stations with curious names.

He pictured himself shipping as third engineer at the Manihiki Islands or engaged for taking moving pictures of an aeroplane flight in Algiers.  He had to get away from Zappism.  He had to be out on the iron seas, where the battle-ships and liners went by like a marching military band.  But he couldn’t get started.

Once beyond Sandy Hook, he would immediately know all about engines and fighting.  It would help, he was certain, to be shanghaied.  But no matter how wistfully, no matter how late at night he timorously forced himself to loiter among unwashed English stokers on West Street, he couldn’t get himself molested except by glib persons wishing ten cents “for a place to sleep.”

When he had dallied through breakfast that particular morning he sat about.  Once he had pictured sitting about reading travel-books as a perfect occupation.  But it concealed no exciting little surprises when he could be a Sunday loafer on any plain Monday.  Furthermore, Goaty never made his bed till noon, and the gray-and-brown-patched coverlet seemed to trail all about the disordered room.

Midway in a paragraph he rose, threw One Hundred Ways to See California on the tumbled bed, and ran away from Our Mr. Wrenn.  But Our Mr. Wrenn pursued him along the wharves, where the sun glared on oily water.  He had seen the wharves twelve times that fortnight.  In fact, he even cried viciously that “he had seen too blame much of the blame wharves.”

Early in the afternoon he went to a moving-picture show, but the first sight of the white giant figures bulking against the gray background was wearily unreal; and when the inevitable large-eyed black-braided Indian maiden met the canonical cow-puncher he threshed about in his seat, was irritated by the nervous click of the machine and the hot stuffiness of the room, and ran away just at the exciting moment when the Indian chief dashed into camp and summoned his braves to the war-path.

Perhaps he could hide from thought at home.

As he came into his room he stood at gaze like a kitten of good family beholding a mangy mongrel asleep in its pink basket.  For on his bed was Mrs. Zapp, her rotund curves stretching behind her large flat feet, whose soles were toward him.  She was noisily somnolent; her stays creaked regularly as she breathed, except when she moved slightly and groaned.