“This Captain Splinters, of whom so much was said, expressed great sympathy for my misfortunes, and seemed to entertain a hearty horror for such fellows as Fopp.  He said that now, being on the road to fame, it was only necessary to fasten to him, when, having great power in his hands, he would ensure me the nomination for next President.  I got to liking him, he was so companionable.  We visited together many low drinking places up dark alleys, wherein political mischief was very generally manufactured by youths who dressed in flashy colored garments, were lean of figure, and very noisy.  Their features were sharp, but undefined, and about them there was air of recklessness made more striking by their long, oily locks, (which were turned under in the neck,) and the strong profanity of their conversation, which invariably turned either upon some pugilistic rencounter, or a question of municipal or national policy.  Being a popular politician, it was necessary, Splinters said, that the good opinion of these men be secured; and this could be best done by ordering the landlord to give them strong drinks without stint.  He added, that unless I did this, my political shop would be closed for ever.  I at first pleaded the scanty condition of my purse, but it availed me nothing.  The dread alternative stared me in the face, and seeing that they were very outspoken men, I stood their demands at the bar until an empty purse put an end to my generosity.

“He, Captain Splinters, then led me by the button to Stanwix Hall, which he said was the head quarters of his four hundred and forty president-makers.  Here the glare of an hundred gas lights threw curious shadows over a throng of staggering and grotesque figures in toppling hats, broad, brown skirted coats, with brass buttons, and bright striped trowsers.  ‘These men,’ said the Captain, introducing them to me, with an extension of his left hand, ’are made of better metal than they seem; you must not judge them by what you see on the surface.  Keep but their wants well supplied, and my honor for it, they will take such care of the nation as no man shall gainsay-’

“‘Aye! aye!’ interrupted a dozen husky voices, as the whole number circled around the great bar, spread with a barricade of decanters, ’we are good men, and strong.  Let the nation but call us, and we will do it such service as it may need.  We are all honest men, who wait but the word from our captain, ere we break the liberty that binds the delusions of men calling themselves our betters.’  The captain now leaned over the bar and whispered something in the ear of the landlord, a burly man, who stood with his coat off and shirt sleeves rolled up.  Drinks were now quickly compounded for each man, who seized his glass as the Captain, who was glib of tongue, commenced a speech in compliment of me.  It surprised me not a little, that he made me the hero of more political conquests than were written down in our history since the declaration of