together with papers of great value, showing the owner,
one Henry Paterson, to be a man of large dealings
in Wall-street, were entrusted to my care. My
companion expressed his inability to trust himself
with so large an amount of property, especially as
the servants at his hotel were proverbially inclined
to take liberties with other people’s goods.
At my request, he said he thought two hundred and
fifty dollars would be a moderate consideration, since
the owner would no doubt value the restoration of his
property at twice that sum. I was not possessed
of so large a sum; but being anxious not to wrong
the Quaker, whose quiet demeanor completely won my
confidence, I produced one hundred and fifty dollars,
which he accepted, saying it was much more than he
expected. My political companion said the air
of contentment with which he accepted the reduced
sum, was in every way becoming, and bespoke him a worthy
gentleman. As a precaution I took a receipt for
the amount, which Greely Hanniford (for such was the
Quaker’s name) signed, and took his departure.
My companion said he would do himself the honor of
calling upon me at eleven o’clock in the morning,
an earlier hour being considered very unfashionable
among military men. He would then, if necessary,
bear testimony to the transaction. It was now
twelve o’clock, and bearing me company as far
as the Astor House steps, he exchanged civilities
and took his departure, having first slipped a card
into my hand, upon which was inscribed in neat letters,
‘General Fopp, 32 Pleasant-side Row.’
Pleasant-side Row being a mystery to me, I retired
to bed thinking of my first night’s adventure
in our modern Babylon, and awoke early in the morning
to regret that delay in the pursuit of my mission
might cause grievous injury to the nation.”
Again, we bridled old Battle, and proceeded slowly
on, the sun being intense enough to dissolve both
our brains, and the major cutting short the thread
of his story by saying we would dine with Mrs. Trotbridge,
whose house we ought to reach by high noon.
“However, it was neither here nor there,”
the major resumed; “I knew that no military
man of any distinction could escape the formalities
and ceremonies it was necessary to go through before
being regularly enstated into the good graces of New
York society, and so gave myself up to the policy
of making the best of it. I got up, and after
making divers inquiries of waiters found straying along
the confused labyrinth of passages, got down stairs.
My first business was to search in all the morning
papers for the man of the lost treasure in my possession;
I read them all only to be disappointed. Nor
had the companion of my adventure remembered to have
my arrival, with becoming comments, put in all the
papers, as he had pledged his honor to do, having,
as he said, an unlimited control over them. I
carefully consulted the columns of the Herald.
And though I discovered in the editor a love for sharpening