Be it known then that General Potter accepted this manifestation of popular favor, as homage paid to his great military skill, and having called his soldiers together, he made then a speech, in which he made promises to their satisfaction, declaring that he was more than a match for the duties of the office.  “And now, gentlemen soldiers,” he concluded, “since you have made me ruler over this kingdom, you shall see that I am not fresh in the business.  I would have you recollect, also, that the man who seeks my overthrow must not take it amiss if he find himself dangling to a tree:  it is enough for rulers to rule; and for what follows, let citizens look to their own doors.”  Whereupon there was great clapping of hands, and indeed such acclamations of joy as convinced General Potter that he was a ruler in every way worthy of their admiration.

After bidding his soldiers go and regale themselves wherever they could find wherewith to do it, (for as yet there was no plunder in the treasury,) the ruler had an account of this wonderful transformation of affairs forwarded to the newspapers, that it might be published to the world, which he knew in his heart felt a deep interest in all his movements.  This done he set to work organizing his cabinet; but so jealous of Don Perez Goneti was he, that in order to be well rid of him he sent him (disguised in the garb of a priest) ambassador to Washington, where, he thanked heaven, the strangeness of his figure, as well as his extraordinary presumption, would be of great service in recommending him to our good natured president.

Feeling the kingdom safe in his palm, he called the members of his cabinet together, and addressed them in the following manner:  “Although I have no mitre on my head, gentlemen, I am no less ruler over this kingdom.  And as I am a man who loves peace, pray put an end to your disputes on the spot; for I intend that prudence shall mark my reign.  Mark what I say then:  he who wrangles for the small offices of this nation, had better look to his reason.  I challenge no man for his reputation, for a public servant had needs take care of the little he has got; but if you would find favor with the people, and prolong the glory of my reign, let your thoughts turn on how you can best serve them.  And as the nation is without a treasury, I make no doubt you will preserve your integrity, which, heaven knows, is more than most men do.  But of all things, lend not your ears to every man’s whisper; for if you do the nation will suffer most where you least think.  I would also have you moderate your longing for higher office; for it is a thing that brings much evil to the nation.  Above all, be mindful how you give rein to your conceits, since it is come the fashion for men to say fine things of you to your face, and send you to the devil with their thoughts.  As for myself, there shall be so good an understanding between me and my people that no man shall speak evil of my reign.  Truly, gentlemen, I hold it a pleasant thing to die and know the people will say:  ‘Well, Roger Sherman Potter was a good ruler.’  And now, let every man to his office.”