“Heaven help me!” exclaimed another, “for I am not accustomed to this punishment, and bear it with a tribulation I would thank heaven to be relieved from.”  In short, though they bore the punishment with remarkable fortitude, these ring performances were in no very high favor with them.  Itching then for a chance to escape, and taking advantage of a moment one day when the “allied forces” (generals included,) were fast asleep, they clapped heels to their asses, and coursing down the road at full speed, were soon safe within the town, where high-mass was offered up for their deliverance, though not a word was lisped concerning the asses, which they wisely kept as an offset to their sufferings.  And now when the allied generals awoke from their slumbers, and found the priests gone, they took it grievously to heart; for while they could ill afford to lose the asses, the priests would be sure to give the enemy such information as would be of great advantage to him.

A day passed and both armies were seen preparing for battle.  But as neither had the smallest piece of artillery, and but a shabby display of cavalry mounted on lean asses, General Potter consoled himself that a victory could be gained without any great display of generalship:  in short that, being commander in chief, it was only necessary for him to retire to a safe distance, where, like the famous Persian warrior, he could look serenely on while the armies battered each other to their heart’s content.

It was early one bright morning then that a report spread through the allied camp, announcing the near approach of the enemy.  True enough, the army was distinctly seen, advancing at a rapid pace, the King at its head, mounted on a mule, and surrounded by at least a score of priests mounted on lean asses.  And so numerous was the King’s army that the very hills around Nezub seemed black with moving figures.  Seeing how matters stood the allied generals quickly mounted their steeds; and equally quick was the army in order and impatient for battle.  And when the enemy had advanced near enough to let his teeth be seen, he halted.  It was now evident that both army’s were weighing the terrible consequences that were to result from this great battle, for they stood for some time making grimaces at each other, very like New York aldermen.  Then sundry horns began to sound, and drums to beat.  And this, strange as it may seem to those of my readers who may have admired the general good qualities of this singularly faithful animal, so disturbed old Battle’s equanimity that he made several attempts to bring his master to the ground:  indeed he became so fractious that the general again found it necessary to resign the honor of fighting this great battle to Don Perez Goneti, since the management of his horse was quite enough for the head of any one general.  The reserve of the Kaloramas now appeared in the distance, emerging from every conceivable point, and sending up such