day, with his nasal organ; two small, watchful blue
eyes deep-set under narrow arches, fringed with long
gray lashes; a deeply-furrowed, but straight and contracted
forehead, and a shaggy red wig, poised upon the crown
of his head, and, reader, if you except the constant
working of a heavy, drooping lower lip, and the diagonal
sight with which his eyes are favored, you have his
most prominent features. Fashion he holds in
utter contempt, nor has he the very best opinion in
the world of our fashionable tailors, who are grown
so rich that they hold mortgages on the very best
plantations in the State, and offer themselves candidates
for the Governorship. Indeed, Mr. McArthur says,
one of these knights of the goose, not long since,
had the pertinacity to imagine himself a great General.
And to show his tenacious adherence to the examples
set by the State, he dresses exactly as his grandfather’s
great-grandfather used to, in a blue coat, with small
brass buttons, a narrow crimpy collar, and tails long
enough and sharp enough for a clipper-ship’s
run. The periods when he provided himself with
new suits are so far apart that they formed special
episodes in his history; nevertheless there is always
an air of neatness about him, and he will spend much
time arranging a dingy ruffled shirt, a pair of gray
trowsers, a black velvet waistcoat, cut in the Elizabethan
style, and a high, square shirt collar, into which
his head has the appearance of being jammed.
This collar he ties with a much-valued red and yellow
Spittlefields, the ends of which flow over his ruffle.
Although the old man would not bring much at the man-shambles,
we set a great deal of store by him, and would not
exchange him for anything in the world but a regiment
or two of heroic secessionists. Indeed we are
fully aware that nothing like him exists beyond the
highly perfumed atmosphere of our State. And
to many other curious accomplishments the old man adds
that of telling fortunes. The negroes seriously
believe he has a private arrangement with the devil,
of whom he gets his wisdom, and the secret of propitiating
the gods.
Two days have passed since the emeute at the house
of the old hostess. McArthur has promised the
young missionary a place for Tom Swiggs, when he gets
out of prison (but no one but his mother seems to
have a right to let him out), and the tall figure of
Mister Snivel is seen entering the little curiosity
shop. “I say!—my old hero, has
she been here yet?” inquires Mr. Snivel, the
accommodation man. “Nay, good friend,”
returns the old man, rising from his sofa, and returning
the salutation, “she has not yet darkened the
door.” The old man draws the steel-bowed
spectacles from his face, and watches with a patriarchal
air any change that comes over the accommodation man’s
countenance. “Now, good friend, if I did
but know the plot,” pursues the old man.
“The plot you are not to know! I gave you
her history yesterday— that is, as far
as I know it. You must make up the rest.
You know how to tell fortunes, old boy. I need
not instruct you. Mind you flatter her beauty,
though-extend on the kindness of the Judge, and be
sure you get it in that it was me who betrayed her
at the St. Cecelia. All right old boy, eh?”
and shaking McArthur by the hand warmly, he takes
his departure, bowing himself into the street.
The old man says he will be all ready when she comes.