scorpions. The old house of the verandas at the
other end, and which had an air of being propped up
after a shock of paralysis, was inhabited by twenty
or more families, of the Teutonic race, whose numerous
progeny, called the hedge-hogs, were more than a match
for the scorpions, and with that jealousy of each
other which animates these races did the scorpions
and hedge-hogs get at war. In the morning the
scorpions would crawl up through holes in the cellar,
through broken windows, through the trap-doors, down
the long stairway that wound from the second and third
stories over the broken pavilion, and from nobody could
tell where-for they came, it seems, from every rat-hole,
and with rolling white eyes, marshalled themselves
for battle. The hedgehogs mustering in similar
strength, and springing up from no one could tell
where, would set upon the scorpions, and after a goodly
amount of wallowing in the mire, pulling hair and
wool, scratching faces and pommeling noses, the scorpions
being alternately the victors and vanquished, the
war would end at the appearance of Hag Zogbaum, who,
with her broom, would cause the scorpions to beat a
hasty retreat. The hedge-hogs generally came
off victorious, for they were the stronger race.
But the old hedge-hogs got much shattered in time by
the broadsides of the two Gibraltars, which sent them
broadside on into the Tombs. And this passion
of the elder hedge-hogs for getting into the Tombs,
caused by degrees a curtailing of the younger hedge-hogs.
And this falling off in the forces of the foe, singularly
inspirited the scorpions, who mustered courage, and
after a series of savage battles, in which there was
a notorious amount of wool-pulling gained the day.
And this is how ‘Scorpion Cove’ got its
name.
“Hag Zogbaum lived in the cellar of the house
with the verandas; and old Dan Sullivan and the rats
had possession of the garret. In the cellar of
this woman, whose trade was the fostering of crime
in children as destitute as myself, there was a bar
and a back cellar, where as many as twenty boys and
girls slept on straw and were educated in vice.
She took me into her nursery, and I was glad to get
there, for I had no other place to go.
“In the morning we were sent out to pilfer,
to deceive the credulous, and to decoy others to the
den. Some were instructed by Hag Zogbaum to affect
deaf and dumb, to plead the starving condition of
our parents, to, in a word, enlist the sympathies of
the credulous with an hundred different stories.
We were all stimulated by a premium being held out
to the most successful. Some were sent out to
steal pieces of iron, brass, copper, and old junk;
and these Hag Zogbaum would sell or give to the man
who kept the junk-shop in Stanton street, known as
the rookery at the corner. (This man lived with Hag
Zogbaum.) We returned at night with our booty, and
re-ceived our wages in gin or beer. The unsuccessful
were set down as victims of bad luck. Now and
then the old woman would call us a miserable lot of