Who wou’d believe what strange bugbears
Mankind creates itself of fears
That spring like fern, that insect weed,
Equivocally, without seed;
And have no possible foundation,
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But merely in th’ imagination;
And yet can do more dreadful feats
Than hags, with all their imps and teats
Make more bewitch and haunt themselves
Than all their nurseries of elves?
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For fear does things so like a witch,
‘Tis hard t’ unriddle which is which:
Sets up Communities of senses,
To chop and change intelligences;
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Can see with ears, and hear with noses;
And when they neither see nor hear,
Have more than both supply’d by fear
That makes ’em in the dark see visions,
And hag themselves with apparitions;
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And when their eyes discover least,
Discern the subtlest objects best
Do things not contrary, alone,
To th’ course of nature, but its own;
The courage of the bravest daunt,
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And turn poltroons as valiant:
For men as resolute appear
With too much as too little fear
And when they’re out of hopes of flying,
Will run away from death by dying;
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Or turn again to stand it out,
And those they fled, like lions, rout.
This Hudibras had prov’d too true,
Who, by the furies left perdue,
And haunted with detachments, sent
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From Marshal Legion’s regiment,
Was by a fiend, as counterfeit,
Reliev’d and rescu’d with a cheat;
When nothing but himself, and fear,
Was both the imp and conjurer;
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As, by the rules o’ th’ virtuosi,
It follows in due form of poesie.
Disguis’d in all the masks of night,
We left our champion on his flight,
At blind man’s buff, to grope his way,
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In equal fear of night and day,
Who took his dark and desp’rate course,
He knew no better than his horse;
And, by an unknown Devil led,
(He knew as little whither,) fled.
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He never was in greater need,
Nor less capacity, of speed;
Disabled, both in man and beast,
To fly and run away his best;
To keep the enemy, and fear,
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From equal falling on his rear.
And though with kicks and bangs he ply’d
The further and the nearer side,
(As seamen ride with all their force,
And tug as if they row’d the horse,
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And when the hackney sails most swift,
Believe they lag, or run a-drift,)
So, though he posted e’er so fast,
His fear was greater than his haste:
For fear, though fleeter than the wind,
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Believes ’tis always left behind.