(As Spaniards talk in dialogues
Of heads and shoulders, nods and shrugs:)
Entrust it under solemn vows
Of mum, and silence, and the rose,
To be retail’d again in whispers, 1495
For th’ easy credulous to disperse.
Thus far the Statesman — When a shout,
Heard at a distance, put him out;
And straight another, all aghast,
Rush’d in with equal fear and haste;
1500
Who star’d about, as pale as death,
And, for a while, as out of breath;
Till having gather’d up his wits,
He thus began his tale by fits.
That
From all the garrets — in the town,
And stalls, and shop-boards — in vast swarms,
With new-chalk’d bills — and rusty
arms,
To cry the Cause — up, heretofore,
And bawl the bishops — out of door,
1510
Are now drawn up — in greater shoals,
To roast — and broil us on the coals,
And all the Grandees — of our Members
Are carbonading — on the embers;
Knights, Citizens, and Burgesses —
1515
Held forth by Rumps — of Pigs and Geese,
That serve for Characters — and Badges.
To represent their Personages:
Each bonfire is a funeral pile,
In which they roast, and scorch, and broil,
1520
And ev’ry representative
Have vow’d to roast — and broil alive:
And ’tis a miracle, we are not
Already sacrific’ d incarnate.
For while we wrangle here, and jar,
1525
W’ are grilly’d all at temple-bar:
Some on the sign-post of an ale-house,
Hang in effigy, on the gallows;
Made up of rags, to personate
Respective Officers of State;
1530
That henceforth they may stand reputed,
Proscrib’d in law, and executed;
And while the Work is carrying on
Be ready listed under
That worthy patriot, once the bellows,
1535
And tinder-box, of all his fellows;
The activ’st Member of the Five,
As well as the most primitive;
Who, for his faithful service then
Is chosen for a Fifth agen:
1540
(For since the State has made a Quint
Of Generals, he’s listed in’t.)
This worthy, as the world will say,
Is paid in specie, his own way;
For, moulded to the life in clouts,
1545
Th’ have pick’d from dung-hills hereabouts,
He’s mounted on a hazel bavin,
A cropp’d malignant baker gave ’m;
And to the largest bone-fire riding,
They’ve roasted
On whom in equipage and state,
His scarecrow fellow-members wait,
And march in order, two and two,
As at thanksgivings th’ us’d to do;
Each in a tatter’d talisman,
1555
Like vermin in effigie slain.