Hudibras eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 333 pages of information about Hudibras.

Hudibras eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 333 pages of information about Hudibras.
Is half in words, and half in face; 1490
(As Spaniards talk in dialogues
Of heads and shoulders, nods and shrugs:)
Entrust it under solemn vows
Of mum, and silence, and the rose,
To be retail’d again in whispers, 1495
For th’ easy credulous to disperse.

Thus far the Statesman —­ When a shout,
Heard at a distance, put him out;
And straight another, all aghast,
Rush’d in with equal fear and haste; 1500
Who star’d about, as pale as death,
And, for a while, as out of breath;
Till having gather’d up his wits,
He thus began his tale by fits.

That beastly rabble —­ that came down 1505
From all the garrets —­ in the town,
And stalls, and shop-boards —­ in vast swarms,
With new-chalk’d bills —­ and rusty arms,
To cry the Cause —­ up, heretofore,
And bawl the bishops —­ out of door, 1510
Are now drawn up —­ in greater shoals,
To roast —­ and broil us on the coals,
And all the Grandees —­ of our Members
Are carbonading —­ on the embers;
Knights, Citizens, and Burgesses —­ 1515
Held forth by Rumps —­ of Pigs and Geese,
That serve for Characters —­ and Badges. 
To represent their Personages: 
Each bonfire is a funeral pile,
In which they roast, and scorch, and broil, 1520
And ev’ry representative
Have vow’d to roast —­ and broil alive: 

And ’tis a miracle, we are not
Already sacrific’ d incarnate. 
For while we wrangle here, and jar, 1525
W’ are grilly’d all at temple-bar
Some on the sign-post of an ale-house,
Hang in effigy, on the gallows;
Made up of rags, to personate
Respective Officers of State; 1530
That henceforth they may stand reputed,
Proscrib’d in law, and executed;
And while the Work is carrying on
Be ready listed under Don,
That worthy patriot, once the bellows, 1535
And tinder-box, of all his fellows;
The activ’st Member of the Five,
As well as the most primitive;
Who, for his faithful service then
Is chosen for a Fifth agen:  1540
(For since the State has made a Quint
Of Generals, he’s listed in’t.)
This worthy, as the world will say,
Is paid in specie, his own way;
For, moulded to the life in clouts, 1545
Th’ have pick’d from dung-hills hereabouts,
He’s mounted on a hazel bavin,
A cropp’d malignant baker gave ’m;
And to the largest bone-fire riding,
They’ve roasted Cook already and pride in; 1550
On whom in equipage and state,
His scarecrow fellow-members wait,
And march in order, two and two,
As at thanksgivings th’ us’d to do;
Each in a tatter’d talisman, 1555
Like vermin in effigie slain.

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