Hudibras eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 333 pages of information about Hudibras.

Hudibras eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 333 pages of information about Hudibras.

Not that I think those pantomimes,
Who vary action with the times,
Are less ingenious in their art,
Than those who dully act one part; 1290
Or those who turn from side to side,
More guilty than the wind and tide. 
All countries are a wise man’s home,
And so are governments to some,
Who change them for the same intrigues 1295
That statesmen use in breaking leagues;
While others, in old faiths and troths,
Look odd as out-of-fashion’d cloths;
And nastier in an old opinion,
Than those who never shift their linnen. 1300

For true and faithful’s sure to lose,
Which way soever the game goes;
And whether parties lose or win,
Is always nick’d, or else hedg’d in: 
While pow’r usurp’d, like stol’n delight, 1305
Is more bewitching than the right;
And when the times begin to alter,
None rise so high as from the halter.

And so may we, if w’ have but sense
To use the necessary means; 1310
And not your usual stratagems
On one another, Lights and Dreams
To stand on terms as positive,
As if we did not take, but give: 
Set up the Covenant on crutches, 1315
’Gainst those who have us in their clutches,
And dream of pulling churches down,
Before w’ are sure to prop our own: 
Your constant method of proceeding,
Without the carnal mans of heeding; 1320
Who ’twixt your inward sense and outward,
Are worse, than if y’ had none, accoutred. 
I grant, all courses are in vain,
Unless we can get in again;
The only way that’s left us now; 1325
But all the difficulty’s, How? 
‘Tis true, w’ have money, th’ only pow ’r
That all mankind falls down before;
Money, that, like the swords of kings,
Is the last reason of all things; 1330
And therefore need not doubt our play
Has all advantages that way;
As long as men have faith to sell,
And meet with those that can pay well;
Whose half-starv’d pride, and avarice, 1335
One Church and State will not suffice
T’ expose to sale, beside the wages
Of storing plagues to after-ages. 
Nor is our money less our own,
Than ’twas before we laid it down; 1340
For ‘twill return, and turn t’ account,
If we are brought, in play upon’t: 
Or but, by casting knaves, get in,
What pow ’r can hinder us to win? 
We know the arts we us’d before, 1345
In peace and war, and something more;
And by th’ unfortunate events,
Can mend our next experiments: 
For when w’ are taken into trust,
How easy are the wisest choust? 1350
Who see but th’ outsides of our feats,
And not their secret springs and weights;

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