The story of Baucis and Philemon has been imitated by Swift, in a burlesque style, the actors in the change being two wandering saints, and the house being changed into a church, of which Philemon is made the parson. The following may serve as a specimen:
“They scarce had spoke,
when, fair and soft,
The roof began to mount
aloft;
Aloft rose every beam
and rafter;
The heavy wall climbed
slowly after.
The chimney widened
and grew higher,
Became a steeple with
a spire.
The kettle to the top
was hoist.
And there stood fastened
to a joist,
But with the upside
down, to show
Its inclination for
below;
In vain, for a superior
force,
Applied at bottom, stops
its course;
Doomed ever in suspense
to dwell,
’Tis now no kettle,
but a bell.
A wooden jack, which
had almost
Lost by disuse the art
to roast,
A sudden alteration
feels
Increased by new intestine
wheels;
And, what exalts the
wonder more.
The number made the
motion slower;
The flier, though’t
had leaden feet,
Turned round so quick
you scarce could see’t;
But slackened by some
secret power,
Now hardly moves an
inch an hour.
The jack and chimney,
near allied,
Had never left each
other’s side:
The chimney to a steeple
grown,
The jack would not be
left alone;
But up against the steeple
reared,
Became a clock, and
still adhered;
And still its love to
household cares
By a shrill voice at
noon declares,
Warning the cook-maid
not to burn
That roast meat which
it cannot turn;
The groaning chair began
to crawl,
Like a huge snail, along
the wall;
There stuck aloft in
public view,
And with small change,
a pulpit grew.
A bedstead of the antique
mode,
Compact of timber many
a load,
Such as our ancestors
did use,
Was metamorphosed into
pews,
Which still their ancient
nature keep
By lodging folks disposed
to sleep.”
CHAPTER VII
PROSERPINE—GLAUCUS AND SCYLLA
When Jupiter and his brothers had defeated the Titans and banished them to Tartarus, a new enemy rose up against the gods. They were the giants Typhon, Briareus, Enceladus, and others. Some of them had a hundred arms, others breathed out fire. They were finally subdued and buried alive under Mount Aetna, where they still sometimes struggle to get loose, and shake the whole island with earthquakes. Their breath comes up through the mountain, and is what men call the eruption of the volcano.