me about. I saw a paltry house that I took for
the sexton’s, at the corner of the close, and
bade my servant ring, and ask who could show me the
Castle. A voice in a passion flew, from a casement,
and issued from a divine. “What! was it
his business to show the Castle? — Go look for
somebody else! What did the fellow ring for as
if the house was on fire?” The poor Swiss came
back in a fright, and said, the doctor had sworn at
him. Well—we scrambled over a stone
stile, saw a room or two glazed near the gate, and
rung at it. A damsel came forth and satisfied
our curiosity. When we had done seeing, I said,
“Child, we don’t know our Way, and want
to be directed into the London road; I see the Duke’s
steward yonder at the window, pray desire him to come
to me, that I may consult him.” She went—he
stood staring at us at the window, and sent his footman.
I do not think courtesy is a resident at Thornbury.
As I returned through the close, the divine came running,
out of breath, and without his beaver or band, and
calls out, “Sir, I am come to justify myself:
your servant says I swore at him: I am no swearer—Lord
bless me! (dropping his voice) it is Mr. Walpole!”
“Yes, Sir, and I think you was Lord Beauchamp’s
tutor at Oxford, but I have forgot your name.”
“Holwell, Sir.” “Oh! yes.”
and then I comforted him, and laid the ill-breeding
on my footman’s being a foreigner; but could
not help saying, I really had taken his house for
the sexton’s. “Yes, Sir, it is not
very good without, won’t you please to walk in!”
I did, and found the inside ten times worse, and He
was making an Index to Homer, a lean wife, suckling
a child. He is going to publish the chief beauties,
and I believe had just been reading some of the delicate
civilities that pass between Agamemnon and Achilles,
and that what my servant took for oaths, were only
Greek compliments.(118) Adieu! Yours ever.
You see I have not a line more of paper.
(115) John Hooper, Bishop of Gloucester, who, having
refused to recant his opinions, was burned alive before
the cathedral of Gloucester in the year 1554.-E.
(116) Thomas, third Lord Berkeley, was entrusted with
the custody of Edward ii.; but, owing to the
humanity with which he treated the captive monarch,
he was forced to resign his prisoner and his castle
to Lord Maltravers and Sir Thomas Gournay. After
the murder of Edward, Lord Berkeley was arraigned
as a participator in the crime, but honourably acquitted.
The Lady Berkeley alluded to by Walpole was his first
wife, Margaret, daughter of Roger de Mortimer, Earl
of March, and widow of Robert Vere, Earl of Oxford.-E.
(117) Thornbury Castle was designed, but never finished
by the Duke of Buckingham, in Henry VIII’s time.-E.
(118) The Rev. William Holwell, vicar of Thornbury,
prebendary of Exeter, and some time chaplain to the
King. He was distinguished by superior talents
as a scholar, and a critical knowledge of the Greek
language. His “Extracts from Mr. Pope’s
Translation, corresponding with the Beauties of Homer,
selected from the Iliad,” were published in
1776.-E.